Monday, March 27, 2006

From the "Another Sign Of The Coming Apocalypse" file

Al Gore's cable station, Current TV has expanded to 8 million homes. Hmmm, I wonder what kind of shows they'll be airing? Possibly something like... this?

Al Gore's Dance Party ~ Saturday; 11:30 am. Al single-handedly keeps alive the stereotype that white folks can't move with any rythmn at all. Hosted by Stephen Hawking.

Scraggly Beard Theatre ~ Monday; 2:45 am. Join Al with special guests Michael Moore and the ghost of Che Guevara as they commiserate over the heartbreak of being unable to grow a half-assed decent beard.

America's Funniest Molestations ~ Thursday; 8:00 pm. Al and Tipper take a trip down mammary lane. Al paw's the old girl like it's Jr/Sr Night all over again, but this time on national TV! Tonight's episode: "Off Like A Prom Dress".

Scary and the Hendersons ~ In a remake of the 1987 original, Al plays Harry, a the missing link between liberals and human beings. Harry's hilarious tirades make his adopted family ready to send him back to the wilds of Massachusetts or San Francisco or Washington DC or wherever the hell they found his crazy ass!


Blogger Carolina Cannonball said...


9:22 AM  
Blogger DigiHairshirt said...

Al Gore's Dance Party - hee!

9:39 AM  
Blogger Ubi Petrus said...

Catholic Cavemen. That's funny. I prefer the medieval over the stone age, but I would take the stone age over today any day.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Kurt said...

Besides your crazy sense of humor and your unapologetic stand for Catholicism (which is why I visit) your posts are illustrated with the BEST pictures!!!

12:22 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Thanks Kurt! I aim to please.

Speaking of pictures, have you seen this posting yet? Talk about your double hubba-hubba!

12:34 PM  

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