You Might Be A Catholic Caveman If....
Time for YOU to tell ME!
Yet ANOTHER H/T to Marty!
I know that many of you have already taken the world famous Catholic Caveman quiz on my website Click Here. Well, now's your big chance to add on to the list!
Get them brain housing groups in high gear. Hmmm.... what can be added that's both funny and thought provoking?
Time for YOU to tell ME!
Yet ANOTHER H/T to Marty!
I know that many of you have already taken the world famous Catholic Caveman quiz on my website Click Here. Well, now's your big chance to add on to the list!
Get them brain housing groups in high gear. Hmmm.... what can be added that's both funny and thought provoking?
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
4:29 PM
9 Comments:
You know you're a Catholic Caveman if you refuse to say the Protestant ending that Vatican II added to the "Our Father" (Novus Ordo Mass only -- traditional Catholics, of course, continue to say the same "Our Father" Jesus taught his apostles).
You know you're a Catholic Caveman if you kneel during the creed at "by the power of the Holy Spirit, He was born of the Virgin Mary, and became Man."
You know you're a Catholic Caveman if you are saying the Rosary outloud before Mass and getting angry stares from those who prefered that that time remain for socialization.
You know you're a Catholic Caveman if you have risked trampling by genuflecting on your way out of Church amidist a prssing crowd that is rushing to get out and did no such thing
You know you're a Catholic Caveman if, when the choir starts singing some 1970's swill you sing "Immaculate Mary" anyway.
Alright I haven't done any of these per say but the ideas do cross my mind!
You know you are a Catholic Caveman when after being unable to secure a secluded pew, you stick your finger in your nose as a means of self-defense at the Sign of Peace.
You have been confirmed a Catholic Caveman when you have been scolded by a priest (right there in the Communion line) for kneeling to receive. And he keeps bitching as you walk away.
You know you're a Catholic Caveman when you insist on kneeling at the Agnus Dei because it is so counter-inutitive to stand while asking for mercy.
You know you're a Catholic caveman when you are annoyed with the weekly Prayers of the Faithful for continuing to ask us to be meek and submissive, while never once asking God to grant strength to those who would defend us against evil.
Purely from a Caveman perspective, Rick has the lead with the finger in the nose example.
I'm still laughin' my ass off over that one!
You might be a Catholic Caveman if you always use the Confiteor during the new Liturgy of the Word, and the "Domine non sum dignus" before Communion.
You are confirmed a Catholic Caveman if more than two parishioners crane their heads for a better look at the guy beating himself in the chest.
This one might be too specific, but...
You might be a Caveman Catholic if you find yourself humming the Maronite Canon to yourself during the week, because its the only place around with a reverent and vertical liturgy and a pastor who mentions that contraception and abortion are sinful in homilies.
You might be a Catholic Caveman if you always receive Holy Communion on the tongue, even at Ordos Novo Masses, despite the looks of disgust you get from the "extraordinary minister of the Eucharist" (ha - another Vatican II joke)
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