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Saturday, December 17, 2005

USCCB Goes For The Gold!
A perfect 10.0 in Verbal Gymnastics

With a tip 'o the hat to my goomba Marty for sending me this info!

After giving the pro-homosexual film "Brokeback Mountain" two Limp Wrists Up, the USCCB has now revised it's rating from "L" (limited) to "O" (morally offensive). Gee, no kidding.

But one cannot be amazed at the deftness and agility that the USCCB/JIFC has used in tap dancing around problems, sidestepping the issue at hand, and leaping with a double axle with a half twist over the blantantly obvious. And all the while, this was done while sneering contemptuously down their noses at all of us none too bright mouth breathers.

Bravo, USCCB... BRAVO!

entire JIFC story here

Feel like being spoken to condescendingly? Read this...

"Brokeback Mountain," originally rated L (limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling) has been reclassified as an O (morally offensive). This has been done because the serious weight of the L rating -- which restricts films in that category to those who can assess from a Catholic perspective the moral issues raised by a movie -- is, unfortunately, misunderstood by many. Because, in this instance, there are some who are using the "L" rating to make it appear the Church -- or the USCCB -- position on homosexuality is ambiguous, the classification has been with revised specifically to address its moral content.

...and by the way, they weren't cowboys. Good Catholics like John Wayne and Gary Cooper were cowboys! There two were stinkin' sheepherders.

Heath Ledger: How did you like the sodomy?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Not baaaaaaa-d.

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 6:56 AM

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The review itself has not changed if you read it carefuly.

It is a glowing review and quite disturbing coming from the USCCB.

7:46 PM  

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