Friday, December 30, 2005

KentuckyFriedDumbAss.com
It was either this or a Klingon name

Southern fried idiot, Chris Garnett, a 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com. click here

Garnett, youth outreach coordinator for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said he changed his name in support of the group's anti-KFC campaign.

"Stacked" star and PETA supporter Pamela Anderson supports Garnett's name change. "I'm sure Chris can't wait 'till KFC stops torturing chickens so he can change his name back," the actress said in a statement, adding that the chicken abuse "is awful and has to stop."

Anderson had no comment concerning her role in thousands of teen age boys abusing themselves.

Anderson was spotted at a trendy Upper West Side boutique holding something she's never seen before. "I just don't know what it is! *giggle* Just lot's of squiggly lines and pictures and stuff. Ummm, I think it's suppose to be for, hmmm, probably it's suppose to... ahhh... I'm not really sure... uhhh... SAVE THE WHALES!"

2 Comments:

Blogger Gaufridus said...

Pamela Anderson certainly knows her chickens, esp. after being caught on video choking and gagging on one.

Nice job, Pam... Go back to home-made porn. And clean the kitchen while you're at it.


S/F,

G2

6:54 AM  
Blogger Fidei Defensor said...

Caveman you have mentioned "the real meaning of rule .303" before. PETA activists like Anderson are the ones who make it essential that this fine caliber continues to fly in the direction of even the cutest white-tailed deer.

5:43 PM  

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