Sunday, November 27, 2005

Say Hello.... To My Lil' Meme!
All I have in dis world is my blog, an' my website, an' I don' chut 'em down for no one, chu unde'stan?

OK, I'm jumping on the "Meme" bandwagon. Hey, what's "meme" sort for, anyways? But I digress. I hereby tag JoeD, Peter Q, Franklin, Fidei Defensor, Guafridus, Tito and Scarlette. And anyone else who would care to jump in!

OK guys, make your three choices!

If I could...

Preach just one sermon, it would be about;
a. How Catholicism desperatly needs The Traditional Latin Mass back.
b. I don't care what Bishop Ifeelyourpain, Father Limpwrist, or Sister Mary Liberated says... get your ass in the Confessional before Taking Holy Communion!
c. Take my word for it. There really was a Catholic Church before 1962.

I would have _____ declared a Feast Day.
a. The Marine Corps Birthday.
b. John Wayne's Birthday
c. My Birthday

I would change the Popemobile to;
a. A Super Cobra Attack Helicopter with a loudspeaker underneath playing Wagners "Ride of the Valkyrie".
b. The Budweiser Beerwagon (well he IS German, you know)
c. The shoulders of Notre Dame football players, like they did in the movie "Rudy".

The Swiss Guard could be best utilized by;
a. Lightning swift late night raids on American seminaries, and then cleansing them with fire.
b. Invading militantly anti-Catholic heathen nations, like Holland and France.
c. Being extras in Mel Gibson's latests epic that takes place in 6th Century Zurich and uses only the ancient Romansh language.

Roger "The Dodger" Mahoney's replacment will choose _______ as his official motto.
a. Welcome to the Archdiocese of Los Angeles. Sodomite free since... when was I installed?
b. The Beatings Will Continue Until The Theology Improves.
c. Well, at least I'm not in Boston.

11 Comments:

Blogger Gaufridus said...

What is a "Meme"?

10:28 AM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

kinda like a chain letter. Cut and paste, but add your own responses

1:36 PM  
Blogger Gaufridus said...

In that case:

Preach just one sermon, it would be about:
Restoring the Inquisition

I would have _____ declared a Feast Day:
The Anniversaries of the Battle of Tours, Belgrade, Lepanto and Malta.

I would change the Popemobile to:
Marine Corps One; alternately, the 3rd Armoured Cavalry Division

The Swiss Guard could be best utilized by:
Training, Organising and Equipping them as the Royal Marine Commandos

Roger "The Dodger" Mahoney's replacment will choose _______ as his official motto:
"Instaurare omnia in Christo" (Pope St. Pius X); alternately "Even if Catholics faithful to Tradition are reduced to a handful, they are the ones who are the true Church of Jesus Christ." (St. Athanasius)

7:19 AM  
Blogger VeterumSapientia3 said...

This was SO funny. I do think, however, one very good sermon that needs to be preached is: "Oldies But Goodies: The Inquisition and the Crusades".

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Franklin Jennings said...

Preach just one sermon, it would be about;
a. If he doesn't desperately want you to bear his kids, it's because he thinks you're a slut, and likes it that way.
b. I don't care what Bishop Ifeelyourpain, Father Limpwrist, or Sister Mary Liberated says... get your ass in the Confessional before Taking Holy Communion!

I would have _____ declared a Feast Day.
a. The Marine Corps Birthday. (Why does the Navy have it's own army?)
b. Gen. McIlhenny's B'day. (Yay, TABASCO!!!)

I would change the Popemobile to;
a. A Super Cobra Attack Helicopter with a loudspeaker underneath playing Wagners "Ride of the Valkyrie". (When visiting heathen nations of Europe and North America.)
b.The carriage Chuck and Di rode to their wedding, claimed by Papal Authority after Britian is returned to Catholic Rule. (For riding around VC and Rome.)
c. Whatever laymen want to give him a lift when he visits the good people of Africa and Asia.


The Swiss Guard could be best utilized by;
a. Reinstalling the Stuarts on the Throne of Britian and bringing that carriage home.
b. I was going to write something about hastening The Dodger's replacement, but I can't do it. He's a Princess of the Church

Roger "The Dodger" Mahoney's replacment will choose _______ as his official motto.
a. "I'm trying my best; You can't polish a turd, ya know."

8:28 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Oh, hell Franlkin... now THAT was funny!!! :-)

(i'm still laighing!!)

8:52 PM  
Blogger Jerome said...

That last one was the unofficial motto of the USS Ingersoll (aka USS Neversail).

She also had a bumpersticker on the fantail that read "We brake for NOTHING!!!" Long story behind that one, involving a supertanker, a collision, and three months in dry dock in Singapore while the rest of the group continued the WestPac.

10:45 PM  
Anonymous Franklin Jennings said...

oops, that was me. Jerome (my patron) was my nom de plume when I blogged for a little while.

10:46 PM  
Blogger VeterumSapientia3 said...

My answers: 1. b - get in the box; 2. c - anyway I can get on the liturgical caldendar, it will help me get discounts at Catholic bookstores and maybe an audience with B16; 3. a - definitely the chopper. I would love to see B16 chase Fr. McBrian down in that! 4. a - because the next bishop will have to show everyone that he - not the governor - is the true terminator of evil.

12:04 AM  
Blogger Gaufridus said...

FJ,
I like your thinking. If only Britain became Catholic again... Better yet, if only the Habsburgs would return to power.
One can only hope...

S/F

4:20 AM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

I would change the Popemobile to;
a. A Super Cobra Attack Helicopter with a loudspeaker underneath playing Wagners "Ride of the Valkyrie"

11:11 PM  

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