Sunday, October 04, 2009

Hypocrite Watch
Capitalism - WHAAAAAAAAA!

"The Fat of the Land". A description of plenty and success or just a description of Michael Moore? With his phony scraggly beard and crumpled ballcap. Yeah... he's really an average schmuck just like me, right? The poor guy can't even afford a razor or a decent piece of headgear.

Oh, silly me. Michael Moore is actually a multi-multi-millionaire. I can't think of anyone else who cultivates 'poor unshaven dude' look more than this clown. Well, maybe Che Guevara. But at least he had the good manners to get his brains blown out of the back of his head by the CIA.

Anyhoo, in his latest flick "Capitalism: A Love Story", Moore just grossed 1.5 million dollars just for this past Friday.

This, coming from the same guy who said;
"I started this film before the crash. The crash happens, I'm thinking, oh, somebody's going to start talking about what I'm talking about in this movie," Moore said. "I've yet to see a talk show or read an op-ed where somebody has just named it, just come out and said, `Folks, what has to happen here is capitalism's got to go.' Because we can't have a system where the richest 1 percent own as much as the bottom 95 percent. That just isn't democracy. That's not America."Where in the Constitution does it state that we're all guaranteed success? Oh, that's right -- it doesn't.

But with Capitalism being on the way out, I'd like to thank Moore for doing all he can to squeeze every penny of profit he could out of his latest endeavor. To include ensuring non-union stagehands were used.

Just don't forget... Michael Moore is not only on your side, he's also just like you. And I'm the Emperor of China.


Blogger Al said...

Cavey, if you haven't read it yet, read "Do As I Say (Not As I Do): Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy". For those of us who have, Moore's latest double standard is nothing new. The chapter on Moore is subtitled "Corporate Criminal, Environmental Menace, and Racist Union Buster".

Won't go into all that was wrong w/ Kennedy funeral, but the chapter on Teddy should have been read rather than Obama's Eulogy.

12:37 AM  
Blogger Adeodatus49 said...

Just another Freddie Engels--a wealthy Commie

10:08 AM  
Blogger VSO said...

To paraphrase Penn Gillette, if the majority of the people in this country had their say on Michael Moore, it would be, "Shut up!"

1:24 PM  
Blogger TCN said...

That photo--oh, my eyes!! Somebody get the bleach, and quick!

9:21 PM  
Blogger tuleesh said...

Capitalism hasn't done anything for Michael Moore except given him the opportunity to get fat on any type of grub the worm wants.

I take back what I wrote if it turns out that Tubby Riefenstahl has a "thyroid problem."

Seriously, it is really sad that so many people, especially college students, buy his "everyman" look and rants. During the time I took some classes at the local community college, Moore's anti-gun movie, Bowling for Columbine, came out. The kids went wild for it. Of course, they wanted all firearms banned.

When I mentioned to some of them that guns also prevent crime without even having to be fired, it was like I threw ice-water at them. Their vision of the truth and their defense was based on what they saw in that "mock-u-mentary."

I told them that I didn't want to change their minds and they should really try a little critical thinking on for size. That way when they open their pie-hole about something they should sound like they know what they're talking about, and if necessary, defend their belief. Instead of being the voice box of a professional propagandist.

Hopefully a few minds opened up a bit.

9:37 PM  
Blogger Hail3N1 said...

Throw some HOT DOGS in that hole, that my shut him up for awhile.

11:36 AM  

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