An October Surprise?
That's the only thing that may save the Straight Talk Distress
No one took my advice to have Vincent Vega stroll into town and administer emergency First Aid to McCain's campaign. Oh, and the most exciting personality at last night's snooze-fest was Tom Brokaw. That's kinda like unflavored oatmeal being described as the most exotic food on the menu.
Anyhow, about the only thing that'll save McCain's bacon will be a rather large October Surprise. And by that, I mean either one of the Billaries to come out and say something along the lines of "I'm not telling you who to vote for, but I can no longer endorse Senator Barack Obama".
And we gotta be honest. Obama has done zilch point shit to help out with The Hildabeast's campaign debt. Should I even bother to point out that the closer it looks like an Obama Presidency in 2008, the more it looks like there isn't even the remotest chance of a HRC Presidency in 2012. And I think The Hildabeast want to be The Prez in 2012 REAAAAAAL BAAAAAAD. In the next 3 1/2 weeks, we'll see just how bad.
By the way... who pronounces Pakistan - Pah-kee-STAHN? Probably the same kinda guy who would describe the moslem evening call to prayer as "the most beautiful sound on earth".
OK America, get ready for a Ramadan Tree every year in the White House.
That's the only thing that may save the Straight Talk Distress
No one took my advice to have Vincent Vega stroll into town and administer emergency First Aid to McCain's campaign. Oh, and the most exciting personality at last night's snooze-fest was Tom Brokaw. That's kinda like unflavored oatmeal being described as the most exotic food on the menu.
Anyhow, about the only thing that'll save McCain's bacon will be a rather large October Surprise. And by that, I mean either one of the Billaries to come out and say something along the lines of "I'm not telling you who to vote for, but I can no longer endorse Senator Barack Obama".
And we gotta be honest. Obama has done zilch point shit to help out with The Hildabeast's campaign debt. Should I even bother to point out that the closer it looks like an Obama Presidency in 2008, the more it looks like there isn't even the remotest chance of a HRC Presidency in 2012. And I think The Hildabeast want to be The Prez in 2012 REAAAAAAL BAAAAAAD. In the next 3 1/2 weeks, we'll see just how bad.
By the way... who pronounces Pakistan - Pah-kee-STAHN? Probably the same kinda guy who would describe the moslem evening call to prayer as "the most beautiful sound on earth".
OK America, get ready for a Ramadan Tree every year in the White House.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
5:00 AM
3 Comments:
I have to agree, unfortunately...even though I thought he (McCain) did better this time around, and I thought Obama's Marxism was MUCH more obvious than in the last debate....
I'll just be sure to wear my I'm an Islamophobe t-shirt in public one of these days
I had a big headache and put an ice pack over my eyes and just listened. I had NO trouble getting rest.
RAMADAN TREE!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
USMC Ooo-rah and high five from the Beloved AND me on that one, Cavey!
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