Saturday, October 28, 2006

More $$$ That Could Go To Saving Souls
Instead is earmarked to make the bishops sleep better at night
WARNING! Harsh language alert!

The *JIFC&CJS (better known as the USCCB) is at it again. This time, they want to piss away $335,000 to "research the causes of sexual abuse by clergy". You gotta be shittin' me. This is, without a doubt, one of the stupidest damn things I have ever heard of.

To the idiots at the USCCB who penned a document that is the ultimate example of hypocrisy incarnate, officially known as the "Charter for the Protection of Children and Young People", I tell ya what guys... I'll do it for one tenth of the cost. Just send me a check for $33,500, and I'll have it broken down in simple terms that even you dip-shits can understand.

To sweeten the pot, I'll go ahead and post right here and now the "causes of sexual abuse by clergy".

1. You dumb-asses allowed a throng of flaming faggots into the seminary. You knew they were unqualified, but you let 'em in anyway. You bishops caused this to happen.

2. You friggin' morons ordained a gaggle of gaggers into the priesthood. You knew they were suspect, but you ordained 'em in anyway. You bishops caused this to happen.

3. You damn imbeciles assigned all these Swisher Sweets to various parishes and schools, where they swooped down on little boys like a pack of wolves on a flock of lambs. You knew they were a threat, but you assigned 'em in anyway. You bishops caused this to happen.

4. You evil bastards protected rapist "priests". Even those who didn't have rapist "priests" in their diocese... you all knew what was going on. It's been an open secret for years. With very few exceptions, the "innocent" bishops purposefully kept their mouths shut to protect the Good Old Boys Club. Before shit hit the fan, none of you had the balls to take a stand. You bishops caused this to happen.

So as you can clearly see, the "causes of sexual abuse by clergy" is quite simply... you, my dear bishops.

Now that I've just saved you $301,500, you can divide my check equally between the FSSP, the SSPX, and the Dominican Sisters of Nashville. Please designate them as anonymous gifts.

I've done my part, now it's time for you to do yours. You're honor bound to send those checks out. But then again... "honor bound" and USCCB don't quite go together well.

I guess I shouldn't hold my breath waiting for those checks to be written, huh?

*Judas Isacriot Fan Club & Circle Jerk Society

5 Comments:

Blogger IR said...

Sorry Vir,

You can't expect the Bishops to accept that--it's too simple!

We can't hold individuals responsible--it must be some mysterious and complex concatenation of hidden problems.

The bishops couldn't be a coalition of perverts, heresiarchs and spinless wimps. because then they'de have to repent.

Face it--until we start filing criminal charges, and some go to jail, and we, as the faithful just walk up to them and say--you cn't have my money you spineless affront to manhood, they won't do anything substantive.

Cdl Bernardine and Pope Paul VI pretty muc stocked the leadership of the church with sodomites. Either a Bishop is vulnrable to blackmail, or spinless. the Sodonitic cabal has assured that.

If it weren't for the sanity that from time to time leaks out of Rome, I go Ortho in a heartbeat.

Fortunatly, the Holy Spirit still guides the Church, and sooner or later these freaks will die. They're rplacements will be better.

11:11 AM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

Any time there's a bishop's appeal at my church I ignore the basket.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

You are so right.

Did you read the book 'Goodbye Good Men'?

They perverted these men. As Seminarians, they actually took them to gay clubs!

2:54 PM  
Blogger Angry Orthodox said...

Un-F***ING-BELIEVABLE! I feel bad for any person in the RC who remembers that their church has a tradition that goes way before 1962. Even the worst Ortho bishops aren't THIS bad!I don't blame any of you for ignoring the basket. Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in praelio!

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Caveman, don't hold back. Tell us what you really think. :)

8:20 PM  

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