New Ice Cream Flavor
"Zero" calories
In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road ."
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.
Are you stimulated?
"Zero" calories
In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road ."Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.
Are you stimulated?
posted by Former Altar Boy at
11:19 PM
3 Comments:
It looks good at first (simply because of the shear volume * ), but a closer look reveals a repelling aspect, sort of like its namesake.
* My first weekend liberty from Camp Pendleton found me at Swenson's Ice Cream Parlor (a 31 Flavors clone). I walked out of there with a bucket containing sixteen scoops of various flavors loaded with everything they could dump into that bucket. I almost finished it by late afternoon. No, I did not nor do I get sick by overeating ... and that was not an example of overeating. I once ate two pounds of chocolates in two hours and was so dizzy that I could not sit up at all ... that is overeating.
Am I stimulated? Gee, wow, nothing stimulates me more than being forced to give away my ice cream! I'd just love to do it every day!
Only if I am behind the person buying this & I get the ice cream. On 2nd thought, without a cone it would be awful messy.
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