Tuesday, September 01, 2009

I Said Please!
The obama administration's policy towards terrorists

Is second-hand smoke now considered torture? Well, maybe not "torture", but it certainly has been described as an "unauthorized or undocumented technique". Here's the article from CNSNews.com in regards.

But anyhow, I wonder what some of those other unauthorized or undocumented interrogation techniques might be used against these al-Qeada and Taliban nasties?

1. My wife's cooking.

2. Fariq "Stinky" Mahmood is your new bunkie.

3. Shutting down your Facebook account.

4. No mint on pillow.

5. Cancellation of conjugal visits with Jameela the Alluring She-Goat.

6. Sitting between Joy Behar and Whoopie Goldberg.

7. No crème brûlée served at the dessert course.

8. Actually reading obama's health care plan.

9. The box set (seasons 1-3) of The Gilmore Girls.

10. Barack is taken off your speed dial.

2 Comments:

Blogger Joe of St. Thérèse said...

Standing next to Pelosi

8:48 PM  
Blogger Adeodatus49 said...

6. Sitting between Joy Behar and Whoopie Goldberg.

Oh no, Cavey, this is a form of torture gone over the top! Nobody should ever be subjected to this technique, except perhaps Phil Donahue! LOL

9:21 PM  

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