Saturday, September 05, 2009

Don't Hold Back, Cavemen...
Tell us exactly how you feel

WARNING!! Blah, blah, blah. You know the drill.

Sooooooo... how exactly do we feel about Fat-Boy Kennedy's canonization, the coronation of the SuperPope of Amerika, or a certain Prince of The Church whoring himself out to the highest bidder?

Click here at your own risk.

PS,
Don't bitch to me if you're offended. You were warned.

Helmet tip to FAB for scandalizing our souls.

10 Comments:

Blogger THE HERESY HUNTER said...

Caves... you're a genius.

9:27 PM  
Blogger JLS said...

I'm offended because it only goes to minus 20. Other than that, what can I say? Ingenuity at its finest!

11:18 PM  
Blogger Al said...

Cavey, offended by the meter, no, offended by how Kennedy was sent off, definitely.

Although I do agree that a -20 is way to high of a number. -100 or more would be better.

11:50 PM  
Blogger bilbannon said...

Strangely by now what still bothers me most is that if there is a working class wife who has endured a drunken husband due to the vow she made to God for decades and she makes a pittance per year in income, she has zero chance of canonization for virtue within marriage or exchanging letters with Pope Benedict as Kennedy did.
It would have been a nicer week if Benedict was busy finding some spot for Bishop Martino somewhere....rather than being involved in a mutual celebrity moment with Ted. The combo of Martino being vanished Argentina style while lesser men thrive under Benedict even though they too have faults....is dire. If Benedict is God's Rottweiler, the breed itself is undergoing mutations that are unforetunate.
Let me see if I got this right, Benedict accepted Martino's resignation but Benedict installed Sarkosy as a canon of a papal church while Sarkosy is materially both an adulterer and a pro choice politician....pass the Jack Daniels since Proverbs allows it in dire straits... "Give wine to him who is perishing, strong drink to him who is at the edge of the abyss, that he might forget his sorrows..." Proverbs 31:6-7...

6:35 AM  
Blogger chestertonian said...

I Pledge...

I pledge to urinate on Ted Kennedy's grave, if I ever find myself out that way.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Brian Michael Page said...

LMAO - the point is that it's the bottom of the meter: aka, tank is empty. I love it!
Peace,
BMP

11:26 AM  
Blogger Old Bob said...

Great meter!! May I "borrow" it? Two things I would do differently: first, the meter would go to minus infinity; second, the meter would have the words "Fat flying" added.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Simplex Vir said...

Actually I am more offended by the Leningrad Cowboys!

LOL, Butchers of good music.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Nan said...

bilbannon, my understanding is that it's Sarkozy's place as leader of France that entitles him to be a canon, with no regard to the man himself.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/21/world/europe/21italy.html

10:45 PM  
Blogger bilbannon said...

Nan
Yes I heard that rationalization...unforetunately we seem to have one for every incident that should not happen. France is about as Catholic as New Jersey....lots of Catholics...lots of pro-choice leaders voted in....lots of dangerous tailgaiting on the turnpike.

7:04 AM  

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