The New Obama StampTrouble making it stick
The US Postal Services issued a 42 c stamp with a picture of President Obama recently. Unfortunately the stamp keeps falling off letters and parcels all of the time. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation into the complaints.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in Congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2.There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3.People were just spitting on the WRONG side of the stamp.
They should lick the back side of Obama like any good Democrat, Hollywood celebrity, or US media reporter.
posted by Former Altar Boy at
7:19 PM
5 Comments:
your too much, Cavey!
Naughty. Very naughty. ;)
Man, where do you find this stuff? My hat goes off for you, Cavey. LOL
Hail and Adeo,
As much as I'd like to take credit, this is the handiwork of my co-conspirator, FAB.
Way to go, FAB! I would like to get some of those stamps for my own use. I have lots of saliva in my mouth.
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