Friday, July 31, 2009

The Beer “Summit”
Race by the numbers

When Cambridge (Mass.) Police Sgt. Crowley tried to protect the home of a local resident from a possible break-in then had to arrest said resident (H.L. Gates) for interfering with the police in the performance of their duties, the Zero said the sergeant acted “stupidly.” After popular opinion went against him (something the Emperor is not used to), the Zero invited the pair to the White House for a beer (and to pimp them out for a photo op).

So, let’s see how the racial mix played out at the beer fest.

Assuming the Zero’s father was full Somali, that makes Obama 50% black and 50% white. Professor Henry Gates has admitted to having his DNA tested and discovered he is actually 57% white. We can assume Sgt. Crowley is 100% white.

Therefore, the Zero actually had two white guys and a 93% black guy over for beer.

Numbers don’t lie.


Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

and at least two of those in attendance were 100% full of shit.

4:57 AM  
Blogger Hail3N1 said...

Well, ya know Gates enjoyed the beer, as its said he has some Irish blood in him.

"the 'ZERO' said the sergeant acted stupidly"

ZERO...ya got that right! One BIG 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:11 AM  
Blogger Blanscet Hernandez Family said...

I have to hand it to Crowley. I don't think I could be so polite after the treatment he the hands of the President, no less! (This is what bothers me the most about this whole thing. Talk about debasing the Office of the President!) I would've told them where to stick their stupid beer.

On a side note, are any of us 100% anything anymore? I mean, really, aren't we past this? I know I'm not 100% white. My husband isn't 100% Hispanic. We may look it, but we aren't. Why are people who are supposedly working toward racial harmony constantly harping on just how (fill-in-the-blank) they are, even down to the percentage.

If race and ethnicity don't matter, why do they talk about it so much? The obvious answer is that it DOES matter, at least to them. And their goal isn't racial harmony, but rather racial subjugation. IOW, whites had their chance; now everyone else gets a turn to suppress somebody. -Paulette

10:12 AM  
Blogger Adeodatus49 said...

LOL I am also glad to see that the technical term(s), "pimp" and "pimping out" have entered Cavey's permanent lexicon. I look forward to their continued use! :--))

11:52 AM  
Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

Mrs. Hernandez,
My point exactly. Have you had your DNA examined to find out where all your ancestors originated? But, it was important to "Beyond Race" Gates.

8:26 PM  
Blogger Adeodatus49 said...

It was probably lite beer. Ycccch!

9:59 PM  

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