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Friday, October 24, 2008

NOT TO BE RELEASED UNTIL INAUGURATION PARTY NIGHT!!
Gee, I wonder which candidate this pertains to?

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Domo arigato, Mr. Mulatto,
Won't you please save me?
Domo arigato, Mr. Mulatto,
You're the Über-Nanny!

You're wondering who I am (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
I never dine on ham (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Just rice and broiled lamb (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
I really love Islam!

I've got a secret I've been hiding, I'm half-honky
I'm oh-so heartless, my blood is ice cold, I'm fully donkey
So if you see me thinking strangely, it's just spatial
I'm just a man who bought a mansion. And it's palatial!
And I'm bi-racial. Yes, so bi-racial
To your earnings, I'll be hellatial!

I'm not a puppet without agendas. I'm not what you see
I've come to "help you" with your problems, so we can be free
I am your hero, I am your savior, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose back stage handlers went beyond his control
Beyond my control, I just want control
I need control. I just want control

I'll slam Joe The Plumber (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Your brain becomes number (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
You will become dumber (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Four years, what a bummer!

Domo arigato, Mr. Mulatto, domo... domo... domo... domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Mulatto, domo... domo... domo... domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Mulatto

Thank you very much, Mr. Mulatto
For finishing the job that Marx started off to
And thank you very much, Mr. Mulatto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

I guess we should pack it, he's got a new tactic
No way I can hack it, a brand new tax bracket

The time has come at last (tax plan, tax plan, I've got a tax plan)
To throw away this mask (tax plan, tax plan, I've got a tax plan)
So everyone can see (tax plan, tax plan, I've got a tax plan)
My true identity...
I'm Soros! Soros! Soros! Soros!

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 12:00 AM

9 Comments:

Blogger Joe of St. Thérèse said...

LOL, it just might be true.

1:13 AM  
Blogger VSO said...

LOL! Another gem from the Caveman.

6:49 AM  
Blogger Fr. Erik Richtsteig said...

Curse you MSgt.! Now its stuck in my head. Thanks a lot!

10:49 AM  
Blogger Simplex Vir said...

I swear Caveness has missed his calling. He should have been an ad man. This is some funny stuff. When are you playing Vegas??

3:26 PM  
Blogger Kit said...

LOL!!! All right - I'm throwing down the gauntlet. Come up with something a la "Copacabana" - I'll start:

"His name was Bar-ry, he was a com-mie..."

10:58 PM  
Blogger Kevin Whiteman said...

Kit,
Barry Manilow!!?? *sigh*

Well, at least 'Copacabana' has lots of vowels... that should make it easier. Gimme a few days, mebbe a week.

Kit asks, Caveman provides!

5:28 AM  
Blogger Kit said...

Bless you, dear Cavey...I can't wait!!!

(You are not bound by my opening line - I am sure you'll come up with something far more clever!)

11:46 AM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

Oddly enough one of my co-workers-- an Obama fan, had a nightmare a few weeks ago where she walked into his office and the mask slipped. She screamed and woke up.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Al said...

With some of his recent comments on resistance by his opponants are you sure Obama isn't a Borg?

8:05 AM  

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