The Gauntlet Is Thrown Down!!
And The Caveman picks it up
On the heels of my critically acclaimed revamping of Dennis DeYoung's Opus Crappius, "Mr. Roboto", my favorite Marine Corps wife (other than Mrs. Caveman), Kit over at By The Brook, has challenged me to come up with a lil' ditty to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Copacabana". She even gave me the first line.
But I must give the obligatory WARNING!! Crude humor alert!!
Click here for music
His name is Barry, he is a Commie
He finally did put down his bong as they played our nation's song
Most folks did their part, placed hands on their hearts
But as he gazed off to the East, we knew he'd do the least
You know your pal Barack, his hands on his nut-sack
At least he didn't drop his trousers and take a massive crap
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
The biggest Red this side of Maui
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Mao's Little Red Book will get us off the hook!
Comrade Barry... you'll fall in love
His name is Joey, he has some hairplugs
Under the lights he sure looked dead, all that Botox in his head
Your leg's a-tingle, nary a wrinkle
He is the choice for running mate, how the Left did masturbate!
They are weak in the knees, they're "turning Japanese"
He's the Veep? This ex-rug wearin' creep
It could make you weep!
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
His lighter half is from his mommy
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Mao's Little Red Book will get us off the hook!
Comrade Barry... you'll fall in love
(Barry. .. Barry the Commie)
(Barry. .. Barry the Commie)
(Barry the Commie, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Barry. .. Barry the Commie)
(Talking Maui, let's smoke some Wowie)
(Mao's Little Red Book... get us off the hook)
His name is Ayers, he is a douche-bag
But that was 30 years ago, and there's something you should know
Has he gone mainstream? No, that's a daydream
Fund-raiser in his living room, pines for the sound of big KA-BOOM!
He eyes the Pentagon, as a place he should bomb
Don't lay with dogs, that way you won't catch fleas
HOW DAMN HARD IS THAT!!??
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Against the the war in Viet-Namie
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Mao's Little Red Book will get us off the hook!
Comrade Barry... you'll fall in love
(Barry) don't fall in love
Barry the Commie
Barry the Commie
And The Caveman picks it up
On the heels of my critically acclaimed revamping of Dennis DeYoung's Opus Crappius, "Mr. Roboto", my favorite Marine Corps wife (other than Mrs. Caveman), Kit over at By The Brook, has challenged me to come up with a lil' ditty to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Copacabana". She even gave me the first line.
But I must give the obligatory WARNING!! Crude humor alert!!
Click here for music
He finally did put down his bong as they played our nation's song
Most folks did their part, placed hands on their hearts
But as he gazed off to the East, we knew he'd do the least
You know your pal Barack, his hands on his nut-sack
At least he didn't drop his trousers and take a massive crap
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
The biggest Red this side of Maui
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Mao's Little Red Book will get us off the hook!
Comrade Barry... you'll fall in love
His name is Joey, he has some hairplugs
Under the lights he sure looked dead, all that Botox in his head
Your leg's a-tingle, nary a wrinkle
He is the choice for running mate, how the Left did masturbate!
They are weak in the knees, they're "turning Japanese"
He's the Veep? This ex-rug wearin' creep
It could make you weep!
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
His lighter half is from his mommy
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Mao's Little Red Book will get us off the hook!
Comrade Barry... you'll fall in love
(Barry. .. Barry the Commie)
(Barry. .. Barry the Commie)
(Barry the Commie, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Barry. .. Barry the Commie)
(Talking Maui, let's smoke some Wowie)
(Mao's Little Red Book... get us off the hook)
His name is Ayers, he is a douche-bag
But that was 30 years ago, and there's something you should know
Has he gone mainstream? No, that's a daydream
Fund-raiser in his living room, pines for the sound of big KA-BOOM!
He eyes the Pentagon, as a place he should bomb
Don't lay with dogs, that way you won't catch fleas
HOW DAMN HARD IS THAT!!??
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Against the the war in Viet-Namie
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Mao's Little Red Book will get us off the hook!
Comrade Barry... you'll fall in love
(Barry) don't fall in love
Barry the Commie
Barry the Commie
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
12:01 AM
12 Comments:
oops he did it again!
Vir, I think you are a match for that Paul Shanklin (sp?) who does the musical parodies on Rush Limbaugh.
Yeah, but did it have to be Barry Manilow? I mean, tacky is one thing, but stupid is another....
and Weird Al too.
Hahahaha. Completely ridiculous but it's got a ring to it...
HA! This is the best post ever!--Obama covering his nuts at the playing of our nations song--well, we all know where his alligence is--and some refute my theory that he's not really a American...(I believe he was born is some terrorist county.
LMAO!!! Wiping away the tears....you are my hero!!!
"(Barry. .. Barry the Commie)" - that's gonna be flitting through my head all weekend!
Thanks so much - this is awesome!
Outstanding!!!!!
Hey lets get some financial backing and start the VIR record label.
We have some musicians in the crowd and a song writer. Now we just need someone who can carry a tune. Who is gonna step up!?
You are the man.
Dude, this is the first time Barry manolow tunes don't make me retch!
Instead of holding America in your heart, he shows where he really holds it. Who in their right mind would vote for this anti-American? Wake Up People!!
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