Sheep To Slaughter
Why Barack Hussein Obama will be our next president
WARNING!! Harsh language alert
That bleating sound you hear is the American public. And they vote.
And my fellow political conservatives damn well better accept that fact. As I've said in the past, the average American has the attention span of a gnat and cares a helluva lot more about image over substance. For many... AND I MEAN MANY... it's all about selling the sizzle, not the steak.
If I hear one more Karl Rove wannabe say "well, you know McCain actually won the debate, but...", I swear to everything holy, I'm gonna reach through the TV and choke the living shit outta someone.
By the way, if McCain really did "win the debate", then why in the hell is Obama kickin' ass in the Rasmussen and Gallup Polls?
I'll tell you why. Democrats speak like they mean it. What they say is essentially bullshit, but damn it --- THEY MEAN IT! And I tell you what, fellow conservatives, McCain doesn't.
That frickin' human snooze machine needs an injection of adrenaline, à la Pulp Fiction, prior to the remaining debates if he hopes for even a chance of victory in November.
Let me say something else that many conservatives REFUSE to come to grips with -- one can be a total dipshit, and still vote.
No where in the Constitution does it say that the electorate be well versed on the issues. No where in the Constitution does it say that the electorate has to exercise common sense. No where in the Constitution does it say that the electorate even utilize half a brain.
All you need to be is over the age of 18 and have a physiology that exchanges oxygen for carbon dioxide... and with damn few exceptions, yo' ass can vote. Freakin' period.
As long as the Democrats continue to win the Battle of the Oh-Wow-Factor, we all better prepare ourselves for an Obama Presidency. Or to put it in baseball parlance, McCain needs to stop hitting solid singles, and smack a few grand slam taters outta the park.
Capice?
Why Barack Hussein Obama will be our next president
WARNING!! Harsh language alert
That bleating sound you hear is the American public. And they vote.
And my fellow political conservatives damn well better accept that fact. As I've said in the past, the average American has the attention span of a gnat and cares a helluva lot more about image over substance. For many... AND I MEAN MANY... it's all about selling the sizzle, not the steak.
If I hear one more Karl Rove wannabe say "well, you know McCain actually won the debate, but...", I swear to everything holy, I'm gonna reach through the TV and choke the living shit outta someone.
By the way, if McCain really did "win the debate", then why in the hell is Obama kickin' ass in the Rasmussen and Gallup Polls?
I'll tell you why. Democrats speak like they mean it. What they say is essentially bullshit, but damn it --- THEY MEAN IT! And I tell you what, fellow conservatives, McCain doesn't.
That frickin' human snooze machine needs an injection of adrenaline, à la Pulp Fiction, prior to the remaining debates if he hopes for even a chance of victory in November.
Let me say something else that many conservatives REFUSE to come to grips with -- one can be a total dipshit, and still vote.
No where in the Constitution does it say that the electorate be well versed on the issues. No where in the Constitution does it say that the electorate has to exercise common sense. No where in the Constitution does it say that the electorate even utilize half a brain.
All you need to be is over the age of 18 and have a physiology that exchanges oxygen for carbon dioxide... and with damn few exceptions, yo' ass can vote. Freakin' period.
As long as the Democrats continue to win the Battle of the Oh-Wow-Factor, we all better prepare ourselves for an Obama Presidency. Or to put it in baseball parlance, McCain needs to stop hitting solid singles, and smack a few grand slam taters outta the park.
Capice?
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
4:31 AM
4 Comments:
Cavey I resigned to that fact long ago. Why do you think I'm preparing for siege warfare?
"Let me say something else that many conservatives REFUSE to come to grips with -- one can be a total dipshit, and still vote."
Amen to that one. All it takes is a pulse, no brains required.
Ain't gonna happen.
McCain's like the carpenter. All problems can be solved with a hammer.
In HIS case, all problems can be solved with fighter jets.
Problems such as domestic economics? They're not problems, because they cannot be solved with a fighter jet.
Caveness,
Pardon me for being forward, but I just don't give a damn. McCain is no better choice. We have seen nothing but the socialist revolution expand under the Republican Party. In my view the radical socialists have paved the way for the extreme socialists.
They are both GOVERNMENT PARTIES. When the hell are people (and yes those of you that read this blog) gonna wake up and quit eating the crap these idiots feed us all the time.
To turn a phrase, "You can put lipstick on a PIG, but the PIG is still gonna go to the trough and feed"
Guess who the trough is, US, they will feed on us. Bye Liberty it was fun while it lasted. Americans at some point will tire of voting government, hopefully in time for my children to see it.
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