Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Books That Consist Of A Single Sheet Of Paper
If that much

Jewish Basketball Heroes - A Retrospective

The Ted Kennedy Guide to Crisis Management

British Haute Cuisine

How to be an Orthodox Novus Ordite

Barack Obama's Accomplishments

French Military Victories Over Germany

Arab Military Victories Over Israel

Italian Military Victories Over Anyone

Why Cowboys Love Fat Calves - Hillary Explains it all

The Irish Guide To Dignified and Respectful Disagreement

Bella Abzug's Beauty Secrets

The Southern Baptist Illustrated Treasury of Saints

The Rap/Hip Hop Primer of Respect to the Gentler Sex

How To Wok Your Dog: A Guide to the Korean Culinary Arts

10 Comments:

Blogger Agent Smith said...

"Chastity: the Keys to living a holy life"
by Bill Clinton

11:38 AM  
Blogger deb said...

Because I have useless trivia floating in my brain....when we lived in Korea there was an article in the base paper warning residents that not all Korean dogs were vaccinated. The reason was that Koreans only vaccinated dogs that they meant to be pets. They felt that the vaccinations ruined the taste of meat.

Now you have useless trivia in your brain too.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Mac McLernon said...

British Haute Cuisine

Ouch. Cavey, that hurt...
;-)

12:23 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae said...

Good ones Cavey, specially the Irish one.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Dad29 said...

Italian Military Victories Over Anyone

Hell's bells, Caesar wrote a LONG book about them, which I had to read and translate.

It begins: Omnia Gallia divisa est in tres partes...

But maybe JuCeasar was not Italian?

1:16 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Dad29,
Hell no, he was no Italian. He was a Roman!

But a bit of clarification, I was reff'ing to the Italian Republic.

3:26 PM  
Blogger Simplex Vir said...

Comprehensive Guide to Cost Effective Government Programs.

Just to add my own!

You had me rolling on these Caveness!

6:25 PM  
Blogger Al said...

Cavey,

Romans ARE ITALIANOS!!!!! Where do you thing Roma is located????? It was called Italia even then.

However, unlike Dad29 I caught the correct meaning.

Your line about Italiano Military Victories (or the lack thereof) reminded me of a line from 1 of my favorite Italiano comedians, Pat Cooper (aka Pasquale Caputo)about the same subject. As he put it talking about the Italiano Army: "We couldn't beat the Etheopians!"

Sad, but true!

5:31 AM  
Blogger Hail3N1 said...

The Italian guide on How to be patient and forgive your enemies.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Trubador said...

Being of Italian ancestry, I'm reminded of an old joke claiming that Jesus wasn't Jewish, but Italian... because (a) he lived at home until he was 30, (b) he always hung around with the same dozen close friends, and (c) his Mother is a Saint.

(hehh)

2:49 PM  

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