Sunday, May 25, 2008

The "I Don't Think I've Done A Meme On This Blog Yet..." Meme
By my goombaette, Alli over at Holy Cookie

What time is your alarm clock set to? I don't have an alarm clock. Both time and the world revolve around me.

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? If they're bearing gifts for me.

Do you think people talk about you behind your back? I'll answer that in a second. First let me tell you about Alli...!

What movie do you know every line to? The Quiet Man. And I'm trying to learn all the lines from The Commitments... if those drunken Irish would just learn to speak English.

What is your favorite movie? The Quiet Man.

Is anyone in love with you? Jesus loves me, this I know, cuz The Caveman tells me so.

Do you sleep on your side, stomach or back? Cavey never sleeps.

Who was the last person to make you mad? Sheesh. I think the more appropriate question is who's the last person that didn't make me mad?

Are you a lover or a fighter? I love to fight. Does that answer your stupid-assed question?

Are you a morning or evening person? Morning. I piss off more people before 9 AM than most people piss off all day.

Are you a cuddler? If telling people to kiss my ass counts as cuddling, then yes... I'm a cuddler.

Are you a perfectionist? Nope. I'm a utilitarian kinda guy.

Have you ever written a poem? Sure. As a matter of fact, I'm working on one right now. But I only have the first line... "There once was a man from Nantucket".

Do you have more guy or girl friends? Only those in my head.

How many tickets have you gotten? ZZ Top - San Diego - 1977. That was the last ticket I got.

Piercings? Do knife wounds count?

Do you have a tattoo? Seven.

Are you patient? Hell no.

Do you miss anyone right now? My dad. (I had to answer at least one question seriously)

Tea or coffee? Coffee.

Regularly burn incense? The only thing I regularly burn are bridges behind me.

Ever been in love? At $4.99 a minute!? No way!

Best room for a fireplace? Right in the middle of the bivouac area.

What do you do when you’re sad or upset? Lash out inappropriately and indiscriminately.

Afraid of heights? Sure am. But I ball up that fear and hide it in a dark, far-away, secret place deep in my psyche. That's another reason why I'm the well adjusted guy that I am.

Can you change the oil in your car? Change the oil? I just keep screaming at my car "KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING!!"

Favorite flower? No particular favorite. Much like the Novus Ordo wall rug admonishes us, I bloom where I'm planted.

Favorite hangout? My recliner.

Middle name? Kevin.

Most romantic sounding language? Binary. 0110 YOU!

Ever been overseas? Yep. Japan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, a night in jail in Tijuana.

I tag anyone else who'd like to play.

8 Comments:

Blogger Paul, just this guy, you know? said...

Do you have a tattoo? Seven.

Any of them not USMC-related?

7:19 PM  
Blogger Alli said...

Novus Ordo wall rug?

Paul: I know he has one with his wife's name on it...

1:29 AM  
Blogger Matthew said...

What time is your alarm clock set to? 6:00am but I am always awake before then!

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile

Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Absolutely not!!

What movie do you know every line to? Star Wars trilogy (OT)

What is your favorite movie? Return of the Jedi

Is anyone in love with you? I sure hope so.

Do you sleep on your side, stomach or back? Blue Jay never sleeps

Who was the last person to make you mad? I think the more appropriate question is who's the last person that didn't make me mad?

Are you a lover or a fighter? I love to fight.

Are you a morning or evening person? Both!!

Are you a perfectionist? In some things, very much so!

Have you ever written a poem? The last one was October?

Do you have more guy or girl friends? I have no idea.

How many tickets have you gotten? None if you mean speeding but gotten lots of tickets to Blue Jays games!

Piercings? No I'm straight!!!

Do you have a tattoo? Nope.

Are you patient? Only if I have to be!

Do you miss anyone right now? My Mom. (I had to answer at least one question seriously)

Tea or coffee? Tea.

Regularly burn incense? Can't say that I do

Ever been in love? Yes ma'am!

Best room for a fireplace? Living room.

What do you do when you’re sad or upset? Try to get over it.

Afraid of heights? No way! Only afraid of falling from heights!

Can you change the oil in your car? Maybe he doesn't want to be changed. Why do we have to change things in life?

Favorite flower? Lillies.

Favorite hangout? Skydome!

Middle name? Gregory

Most romantic sounding language? English!

Ever been overseas? Portugal and Australia.

I tag anyone else who'd like to play.

4:46 AM  
Blogger Mary Rose said...

You guys don't have an entry up yet for today, but I wanted to let you know of mine.

I can't thank you all enough for what you have done for our country and what is still be done. My stepson is serving in Iraq with the Army. My prayers are with him and everyone who are still out there fighting the good fight.

Thank you again. You are loved more than you know. God bless you all.

7:09 AM  
Blogger Kit Brookside said...

LMAO! You're my hero - or maybe my anti-hero...

8:46 AM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Paul,

2 USMC (one on each outer forearm)
2 for my wife (one on the left upper arm, the other on the inner left forearm)
1 for my daughter (inner left forearm
1 American flag (right upper arm)
1 meat tag (left upper lat/armpit)

9:41 AM  
Blogger Mary Rose said...

vir speluncae catholicus,

We own "The Quiet Man" and it's one of our favorites. (My husband is part-Irish although not as irascible as "Red Will" Danaher, thank God!)

Here's one of my favorite quotes that always cracks me up!

Fishwoman with basket at station: Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady.

If only that Fishwoman was around when Shrillery came to our town...

Thanks for visiting. :-)

4:57 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae said...

My turn:

When ever I have to get up, usually early.
If they're holding or wearing anything.
I know they do, I've caught them.
Monty Python's Holy Grail, Jesus Christ Superstar and formerly the original Star Wars trilogy.
The Godfather
Jesus, my wife all my Odox Caveman fans
The Odox Caveman doesn't sleep. he waits
My wife for copping a tude for me being home at 1:30 instead of noon Friday because a client was late.
Both, especially fighting liberals and heretics.
Evening,
I give bear hugs and literally pick up people.
Yep, though it depends on what I get to work with.
Nope.
Male...what are YOU implying?
Too many concerts to count-oh you mean traffic.
Nope
Nope
Extremely patient
My grandma
Tea
I'm Orthodox-I use incense daily
This morning
in the middle of the monastery common hall
I hold it in and try not to blow up, unless liberals, idiots and heretics keep pushing it, then Odox Hulk comes out
Nope, it's the falling and dying
You mean legally? Yeah.
Lavender essential oil is the swiss army knife, it heals lots of stuff. If only it could cure rectum rangers.
The pub
Peter
Which ever my wife likes.
Nope.

7:03 PM  

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