Thursday, April 17, 2008

Proof Positive That It Just Isn't Americans Who're Weird
Or have weird things happen to them...

A snippet from The Brisbane Courier-Mail (Australia);
Ex-wife slams incest couple
A father and daughter who have a baby girl together, had another child who died a few days after birth from a congenital heart disease, court documents show. John Earnest Deaves and his daughter Jennifer Anne Deaves are at the centre of an incest scandal in South Australia over their seven-year relationship.

Their physical relationship developed later that year and both ended their marriages and began living together. Today, the pair said they did not view each other as father and daughter.

You know, saying "there's something very disturbing happening Down Under" now could have more than one meaning.
Next up, some of the article from Agence France-Presse (France);
Sexy paper lingerie a hit for Malaysia's Chinese dead
KUALA LUMPUR -- Sexy lingerie sets have reportedly become a hit among Malaysia's ethnic Chinese, who buy them to offer to their dead relatives on the Qingming Festival this Friday.

To mark the day, Chinese traditionally tend the graves of their departed loved ones and often burn paper money, model houses, cars, mobile phones and other goods as offerings to honor them and keep them comfortable in the afterlife.

But paper lingerie has become an increasingly popular offering for dead female relatives, Tan Lay Nah, owner of a paper model shop in the northern island state of Penang, told the Star daily.

Nothing says "ooh baby!" like the dead all gussied up in paper lingerie.
And another disturbing story from Ananova News (UK);
Toilet Break
A tourist had a lucky escape in Austria when a 47-stone boulder landed on a toilet seconds after he finished using it.

Austrian holidaymaker Josef Heller, 47, said: "I had just washed my hands - and as I walked out the door there was an explosion behind me and the whole house shook.

"When I looked back I realised a massive boulder had landed on the toilet - smashing it to bits. There was water and debris everywhere."

Not to mention the second (and rather large and unexpected) bowel movement in as many minutes. Remember... first you say it, then you do it. Especially when a boulder come crashing down on you.

2 Comments:

Blogger Dymphna said...

His first thought: Wow! I'll never eat pickled beans again!

10:28 AM  
Blogger Rustler45 said...

Something like that happened to me once. My guardian angel held it up until I got out from under it.

Then came the crash!

7:20 PM  

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