Friday, February 22, 2008

Hot Off The Presses Of The New York Times
Helmet tip to my pard'ner in crime, Former Altar Boy

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has witnessed the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says
- "Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
- "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
- "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?
- A Harley Davidson.

The journalist leaves. The following morning, the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the first page:

Gotta be the NY Times.


Blogger Subvet said...

LMAO. So funny because it's so true!

8:48 PM  

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