Wednesday, August 15, 2007

It's Amazing What Happens When You Start Fighting Dogs To The Death
"$63,000,000,000 billion dollars" sure is a lotta billions

Just when I thought I've seen it all, this comes along...

Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

• Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)
(hand written, of course)

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

You know... I'm kinda deep in credit card debt. Ya think Vick would mind if I also sued him for $10,000 thousand dollars?


Blogger Mike the Geek said...

After facing the first suit, he will probably settle out of court.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Paul, just this guy, you know? said...

I'd think it would be easier to go to Rhode Island and file from divorce from Bill Gates.

5:51 AM  

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