No Pain, No Gain
What gain? This hurts like hell!
As many of you already know, I was in the hospital not too long ago. My doctor tells me that I can finally start bangin' weights again. It's been almost 3 months since I've lifted, so I'm really excited to start knocking the iron around.
Well, after my first work-out, I'm starting to realize that I'm not 25 years old anymore. A picture's worth a thousand Tylenols.
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What gain? This hurts like hell!
As many of you already know, I was in the hospital not too long ago. My doctor tells me that I can finally start bangin' weights again. It's been almost 3 months since I've lifted, so I'm really excited to start knocking the iron around.
Well, after my first work-out, I'm starting to realize that I'm not 25 years old anymore. A picture's worth a thousand Tylenols.
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posted by Kevin Whiteman at
6:13 PM
10 Comments:
Thanks for the laugh Caveman. I think I’m going to use that image as a motivational poster for every time I go out and run in the morning.
Hey Cavey, even Superstar Billy Graham -the wrestler- had to start somewhere after hip replacement.
Caveman,
I'm going to send R. Lee Ermey over and whip you in to shape!
Here's to your recovery!
Dr. Eric
Oooh, Cavey. You look like you've lost weight!
Hey guys,
Yep... I did lose weight. About 35 lbs (but I've since gained back 10 lbs).
I guess that's what happenes when you open a big ol' can of Trauma-Slim! Oh, and lose half of your small intestine!
Keep working out, and soon you can graduate from the red 2.5 pound weights to the blue 5 pound weights--tough guy--very funny.
Hey, maybe you still have a little Percocet stashed somewhere? That'll take the muscle pain away. ;}
What a sissy
Anon,
That's not what your mom said
Caver--
Use 12-packs of Miller Genuine Draft.
Except after the first 10 curls, subtract 1 can from each pack.
After the next 10, subtract 1 can from each pack.
Etc. etc. etc.
THEN--when you finish the curls and the 12-packs, you will have:
1) Gained muscle tone;
2) Lost all pain from said gain; and
3) Gained a bit of the weight back.
All in the name of RE-hab!!
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