Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Angelina Jolie Strikes Again
Collect 'em All! Trade with your friends!

Renown home wrecker and collector of 3d World children, Angelina Jolie is ready to add another member to her personal United Nations General Assembly.

I'm not sure if he was referring to Madame Jolie's dry-cleaning or the adoptive child to be, but Vietnam's top adoption official stated "[Jolie] could pick up her new three-year-old son within a few weeks".

All joking aside, I gotta give credit where credit's due. At least she's adopting these kids. But I also wonder... why she doesn't she have kids of her own? Maybe she doesn't want to ruin that $10 million movie star figure of hers?
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UPDATE!

As one of the ComBox posters correctly pointed out to me, Angelina Jolie and live-in sperm donor, Brad Pitt, do have an illegitimate child of their own. I stumbled across that factiod as I was reading the article entitled "Brad Pitt 'begs Angelina Jolie to eat'".

Hmmm... I guess that $10 million movie star figure is pretty important to her.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angelina does have a biological daughter with Brad Pitt. The daughter's name is Shiloh. The latest adoption adds a fourth child to the family.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Angelina that crazy about raising children and at the same time she does not want to suffer the natural processes needed for bearing a child? Something does not match here. I wonder if she will ever adopt in the United States; I guess America's needy children aren't good enough for her. She already "owns" a five-year-old Cambodian boy named Maddox and a two-year-old Ethiopian girl called Zahara apart from the ten-month-old daughter Shiloh whom she biologically "shares" with her boyfriend Brad Pitt.

12:57 PM  
Blogger paramedicgirl said...

I really, really dislike Angelina Jolie. Always have, even before she became the home wrecker that doesn't set her apart from her Hollyweird peers. I loved your post making fun of her! Thanks...now I gotta go to confession!

7:15 PM  

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