Saturday, December 09, 2006

I'm Surprised The Jesuits Haven't Already Done This
Inspired by Fr Richtsteig over at Orthometer
WARNING! Harsh language alert.

Welcome Sisters and Brothers to Sts. Ché and Fidel Progressive Faith
Community in the Catholic Tradition of the Greater San Francisco Bay Area!

Greetings from our Pastoral Staff. Father Neil (left) and Father Bob (right) look forward to some much needed down time.

Meet our Liturgical Committee!

Instead of those clunky insence-filled censors, let's all
burn one with Sister Mary Zig-Zag!

Join in with Father Chester as he lures youngsters to his Youth Ministry.
Accept Jesus, and get a FREE Playstation 3!

Please give freely of your Time, Talent and Treasure (mostly treasure) so we can continue our renovation of repressive worship spaces like this one...

So we can clear the land for a more outdoorsy, enviro-frendly space...
like this one showing Deaconess Saffron Saggyboobs;

Those felt wall-banners proclaiming the Tickle-Me-Jesus are just soooo passé! Come visit the Shrine of Our Buddy Jesus! Hear a variety of pre-recorded messages such as "You're so cool!", "Who luv's ya, baby?", and our all time most requested "Shit happens, but mostly to Me. So don't you get to worrying!"

3 Comments:

Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

LMAO! How true, how sad!

11:17 AM  
Blogger Fidei Defensor said...

This post needed some sort of warning label!

2:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This junk is why I prefer the Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom to the Novus Ordo. I would rather worship in English so I'm not a big fan of the TLM. So, I will probably head East!

(My 7th grade math teacher was the road manager for HeadEast and my former guitar teacher is the bassist for HeadEast.)

Some classic rock references for you Caveman!

Dr. Eric

10:43 AM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home