Pluto No Longer A Planet
The crack Cave-Reporter team is on the job
BEYOND THE ASTEROID BELT and in NEW YORK (Caveman News Service) - In what has been described as a clear-cut case of anti-plutoitism, the American Civil Liberties Union is suing the the International Astronomical Union for an astronomical sum of $100,000,000,000 on behalf of their client, the planet formerly known as Pluto.
Lead Counsel for Pluto, Saffron Moonbeam Lowenstein-Fogelman, stated in her deposition "I am outraged!It's bad enough that my client was on the fringes of not only the Solar System, but society as well. The Astronomical Union might as well have put up 'Pluto Restroom' and 'The Other Eight Planets Restroom' signs throughout the entire universe. The IAU has conducted themselves with wanton indifference. They're lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Ms. Lowenstein-Folgelman went on to say "the IAU also slandered my client by referring to it as a mere dwarf planet. The Little People Association of America will be a co-plaintiff in a separate lawsuit.
Said Rich Harpin, chairpixie of the LPAA, "'dwarf planet', huh? the International Astronomical Union is about to get a taste of 'angry dwarf'. Let's get it on!"
The crack Cave-Reporter team is on the job
BEYOND THE ASTEROID BELT and in NEW YORK (Caveman News Service) - In what has been described as a clear-cut case of anti-plutoitism, the American Civil Liberties Union is suing the the International Astronomical Union for an astronomical sum of $100,000,000,000 on behalf of their client, the planet formerly known as Pluto.
Lead Counsel for Pluto, Saffron Moonbeam Lowenstein-Fogelman, stated in her deposition "I am outraged!It's bad enough that my client was on the fringes of not only the Solar System, but society as well. The Astronomical Union might as well have put up 'Pluto Restroom' and 'The Other Eight Planets Restroom' signs throughout the entire universe. The IAU has conducted themselves with wanton indifference. They're lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Ms. Lowenstein-Folgelman went on to say "the IAU also slandered my client by referring to it as a mere dwarf planet. The Little People Association of America will be a co-plaintiff in a separate lawsuit.
Said Rich Harpin, chairpixie of the LPAA, "'dwarf planet', huh? the International Astronomical Union is about to get a taste of 'angry dwarf'. Let's get it on!"
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