Tuesday, August 29, 2006

The Lost Biden Interview
The crack team of Cave-Reporters are on the job!
WARNING! Crude language alert!

(Caveman News Service) - Sen Joe Biden (D-Slave State) recently fell all over himself trying to convince the world that he's not a "Northeastern Liberal".

We here at the Caveman News Service have found the rest of the Chris Wallace interview with Sen Biden that aired on Fox News last Sunday;

WALLACE: OK, Senator... I understand that Delaware is a former slave-state and all that, but what is it exactly that you are trying to convey to the people here (in South Carolina) where you are currently campaigning?

BIDEN: I'm just Joe Biden -- Regular Joe. And another thing, I'm no damn Yankee! I'm just a regulah bubba like the rest of ya.

WALLACE: Are you claiming to be a Southerner?

BIDEN: T'aint no "claimin'" about it! I AM A SOUTHERNER!! You wanna fight me, Chris Wallace? YOU WANNA FIGHT ME!!?? I'll fight you right here and now! I'll kick yo Yankee ass all the way back to New York or where ever the hell you come from! I'll hit you so damn hard, we'll BOTH sit down and cry! That's how we Southerners are!

WALLACE: Settle down, Senator. I just want to make sure I understand correctly.

BIDEN: Good. You best not piss me off anymore, Chris Wallace.

WALLACE: Yes Senator. Is there anything else you would like to add?

BIDEN: "We're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, YEEEEEAAAAARGH!"

The interview abruptly ended there...

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