Tim Robbins Mother To Play America-Hating "Peace Mom"
He can watch it, if it doesn't go past 9:00 o'clock
The Hollywood version of Mary Kay Letourneau, bug-eyed has-been Susan Sarandon, has agreed to play crazy lady Cindy Sheehan.
The latest whispers from Tinsletown say real life Cindy-Pal, Sarandon, will be played by an exhumed Bette Davis, who will be decked out in her best 'What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?' regalia. Also, Tim Robbins will be portrayed by Macaulay Culkin... or maybe Macaulay's little brother.
Martin Sheen may be played by Steve Buscemi, and Al Sharpton is supposedly eyeing the role of Jesse Jackson, or was it the other way around? Does it matter?
Lastly, Sheehans credibility will be played by the Titanic.
The TV-movie is rumored to be aired sometime in the future on WE, Lifetime... one of those Gyno-Channels that no one except liberal men and lesbians watch anyhow.
He can watch it, if it doesn't go past 9:00 o'clock
The Hollywood version of Mary Kay Letourneau, bug-eyed has-been Susan Sarandon, has agreed to play crazy lady Cindy Sheehan.
The latest whispers from Tinsletown say real life Cindy-Pal, Sarandon, will be played by an exhumed Bette Davis, who will be decked out in her best 'What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?' regalia. Also, Tim Robbins will be portrayed by Macaulay Culkin... or maybe Macaulay's little brother.
Martin Sheen may be played by Steve Buscemi, and Al Sharpton is supposedly eyeing the role of Jesse Jackson, or was it the other way around? Does it matter?
Lastly, Sheehans credibility will be played by the Titanic.
The TV-movie is rumored to be aired sometime in the future on WE, Lifetime... one of those Gyno-Channels that no one except liberal men and lesbians watch anyhow.
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