Saturday, February 18, 2006

Definition Of Liberal
Honest... I wouldn't make this up

lib·er·al - Noun: 1. A person so open minded, all their brains have fallen out.

ETYMOLOGY: Middle English, brainless, from Old French, from Latin liberalis, from liber cranium, no brains.

5 Comments:

Blogger Jeff Miller said...

Merely having an open mind is nothing; the object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid. G.K. Chesterton

2:11 PM  
Blogger Paul, just this guy, you know? said...

A co-worker of mine tells me that his father defined "liberal" for him as a person who doesn't mind if you walk down the middle of the street masturbating.

6:52 PM  
Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

Conservative = a liberal who was mugged yesterday.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Fugger Nutter said...

I am very liberal: I like bolt actions, levers, and semi-automatics too!

1:50 PM  
Blogger Lee Strong said...

And what dictionary is this from?

5:53 PM  

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