Saturday, March 15, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Why Barack Obama Needs To Dump Jeremiah Wright
Can I git an' amen?

10. Arsenio Hall's threatening a law suit for him stealing one of Hall's characters in Coming To America.

9. Puerto Ricans are upset at him because he looks so much like a Puerto Rican.

8. James Brown wants his back-up band back.

7. His wearing of low-rider pants as part of his Youth Outreach Ministry just has everyone creeped out.

6. Barack Obama's real life crazy uncle is miffed that he's being ignored... or "dissed" as they say on the skreets.

5. His penchant for buying all his vestments at an Antonio Fargas garage sale. Huggy Bear lives.

4. He makes Jesse Jackson look reasonable.

3. He makes Al Sharpton look sane.

2. Despite the best efforts of Biblical scholars everywhere, the chapter and verse of the passage God damn America can only be found in the apocryphal Gospel of Farrakhan.

1. Michelle Obama's pissed off at him for stealing all her best lines.


Blogger uri said...

Funny. Assume you've heard O'B's "reasonable response" ?

Found you from properlyscared's links

7:01 PM  
Blogger Joe of St. Thérèse said...

hahahaha, funny, especially 3-1

3:57 PM  
Blogger Abdul-Halim V. said...

Which verse of the Bible says America can do no wrong?

"Don't let anybody make you think that God chose America as His divine messianic force to be -- a sort of policeman of the whole world. God has a way of standing before the nations with judgment, and it seems that I can hear God saying to America: "You are too arrogant! If you don't change your ways, I will rise up and break the backbone of your power, and I will place it in the hands of a nation that doesn't even know my name."

-Martin Luther King, Jr.

8:16 AM  
Blogger Kevin Whiteman said...

Which verse of the Bible says America can do no wrong?

Ummm, when did I ever say that? Oh, that's right... I didn't.

Dearest Abdul, before you open your mouth, you might want to get your shit (and not to mention your facts) together.

PS, I could really give a shit less what that heresy spewing MLK had to say about anything.

The Caveman

6:18 PM  

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