Thursday, March 15, 2007

The Mouse That Rohr-ed
Actually, I think I smell a rat

Presider Richard Rohr is one the featured speakers at Phony-Baloney Mahoney's New Age Orgasmatron 2007... or whatever the hell they're calling that abomination being held at the Anaheim Convention Center.

We all remember Richard"Let's Get Nekkid!" Rohr, don't we?

Anyhow, here's a bit of what's considered normal in the largest Catholic Archdiocese in the United States;

The processional hymn was “Christ Be Our Light,” accompanied by bongo drums. Liturgical dancers carried large, flowing banners down each of the aisles in the ballroom. Reaching the front of the ballroom, the dancers stood along either side of the podium, twirling the giant banners. Cool daddy-o!

Rohr, making no sign of the cross as he began the liturgy, said to the assembly, “as a fellow member of the Body of Christ, I thank you for allowing me to speak in your name. The Eucharist is always set in the form of a dialogue. First of all, I recognize the presence in you, and you return the compliment, and then the body is born.” If that's not self-worship, I don't know what is.

While the intercessions were read, several people, standing on each aisle of the ballroom, were making choreographed hand movements. Several audience members joined in mimicking the movements. The insipid leading the insipid?

The offertory procession began with two women waving banners, followed by two liturgical dancers, carrying a white tablecloth, sashaying up to the podium where Rohr sat waiting. They were followed by others who carried the hosts in large wicker breadbaskets and the wine in glass and plastic pitchers. Didn't the pope recently send out his standing order was no wicker baskets and glass pitchers? Yeah.... and we see how much obedience they have to the pope.

Rohr prayed over the gifts, “...make sure this people is hungry and ready to eat. Make sure we are not so filled with ourselves that there is not room for another person within us. Loving God, make sure this people is very hungry.” What? What is this... Porgy and Bess?

Rohr changed some of the prayers of the Liturgy of the Eucharist. Opening the preface, he prayed, “Father and Mother God....” Ummm... isn't that heresy?

Rohr prefaced the Our Father, by saying, “and now, knowing we are more one than we are many, though we come from different places and races, we all share the same Father-Mother God. We call upon our God, together, in the words that Jesus gave us: Our Father, Who art in Heaven...” Strike two.

And I have to ask in all sincerity... how much longer will Rome stand silently by while Holy Mother The Church is raped on a daily basis?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Gerald at Closed Cafeteria claims a new religion wasn't founded by V2. I challenge anyone to show me when and where this stuff ever happened in the 2000 years up to it. Thank God for Rad Trad's and Catholic Cavemen!

-Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope someone has a YouTube video of all of this.

6:51 PM  
Blogger Sir Galen of Bristol said...

VSO, if a new church had been founded by the 2nd Vatican Council, then these wouldn't be abuses.

But they are, because it's still one, holy, catholic and apostolic church. We no longer have abuses by inquisitors over-reaching their bounds, or by crusaders going beyond their mandate. We have this nonsense instead. In every age, there is some sort of abuse. This is what we are given to fight against.

As to how long such things will be allowed to continue, God only knows.

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could probably argue that Gnosticism was more or less the same thing 1800-1900 years ago. People pretending to be Catholic/Christian and playing with faith and practice to extreme degrees.

I think that if Vatican II is taken at its word, and as interpreted authentically -- particular under John Paul II and Benedict XVI, we can clearly see that the "founding of a new religion" is more properly caused by crazed implementation than by the council itself. After all, the council says that all priests should pray their Breviary in Latin unless they have serious problems preventing it, and that all Catholics should know the Gloria, Credo and Pater Noster in Latin and sung to a Gregorian chant melody....

5:49 AM  
Blogger Random said...


Please remember that the demon orchestrating all of this, namely Mahoney, was installed by the very man you claim was "authentically interpreting" Vatican II!

How long will Rome stand by? Rome isn't standing by, Rome considers this sort of thing to be a positive "fruit" of VII!

We're never going to get out of this wilderness until Vatican II and all its authors/supporters are thrown into the ash heap of history.

7:27 AM  
Blogger Paulinus said...

Is it a mortal sin to punch a priest? You know, a real John Wayne piledriver to the nose...

1:55 PM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home