Thursday, April 08, 2010

BREAKING NEWS! President Throws Like Girl
Girls everywhere offended to be compared to this spazz. Film at 11

When the Rag Arm-in-Chief recently shot putted the first pitch (keep in mind, this is the same guy that made fun of Special Olympics), he was asked by Washington Nationals broadcaster Ron Dibble a rather pointed question; Dibble: "Who was one of your favorite White Sox players growing up?"

Obama: "You know … uh … I thought that … you know … the truth is, that a lot of the Cubs I liked too."

Ouch. The silence between the stammers was excruciating. America's No. 1 Sox fan couldn't name one Sox player.

By the way... the ChiSox use to play at Comiskey Park. No such beast as Comitskey Park exists. Not much of a White Sox fan, huh?


Blogger Joe of St. Thérèse said...

The Zero's a fake, plain and simple

5:21 PM  
Blogger Adeodatus49 said...

This makes me want to give up entirely on baseball! Oh, the (filthy) contamination.

10:25 PM  
Blogger tuleesh said...

"No such beast as Comitskey Park exists."...
Nor Comitskey field, for that matter.

1:48 AM  
Blogger tuleesh said...

P.S. The press-created godling could do whatever he wants. Once he's destroyed the right to private property and enterprise, he just might rename the stadium something like, Alinsky field or Comrade Community Park, or Dear Leader Stadium, or...

2:01 AM  
Blogger Helen said...

Maybe he learned all he knows about baseball from a movie like "Eight Men Out" ~ the story about the (cheating) Chicago Black Sox.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Bonum, Verum, Pulchrum said...

How could none of you guys notice that he is a lefty. Mark of the beast if I ever saw!!

3:34 PM  

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