Saturday, November 14, 2009

A Blast From The Past
Looks like DingleBarry forgot... yet again

But I must give the obligatory WARNING!! Crude humor alert!!

Doesn't this moron know what to do when The National Anthem is played... other than playing with himself?

Originally posted on Oct 26, 2008. To the tune of Barry Manilow's Copacabana. Click here for music

His name is Barry, he is a Commie
He finally did put down his bong as they played our nation's song
Most folks did their part, placed hands on their hearts
But as he gazed off to the East, we knew he'd do the least
You know your pal Barack, his hands on his nut-sack
At least he didn't drop his trousers and take a massive crap

Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
The biggest Red this side of Maui
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Mao's Little Red Book will get us off the hook!
Comrade Barry... you'll fall in love


His name is Joey, he has some hairplugs
Under the lights he sure looked dead, all that Botox in his head
Your leg's a-tingle, nary a wrinkle
He is the choice for running mate, how the Left did masturbate!
They are weak in the knees, they're "turning Japanese"
He's the Veep? This ex-rug wearin' creep
It could make you weep!

Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
His lighter half is from his mommy
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Mao's Little Red Book will get us off the hook!
Comrade Barry... you'll fall in love

(Barry. .. Barry the Commie)
(Barry. .. Barry the Commie)
(Barry the Commie, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Barry. .. Barry the Commie)
(Talking Maui, let's smoke some Wowie)
(Mao's Little Red Book... get us off the hook)


His name is Ayers, he is a douche-bag
But that was 30 years ago, and there's something you should know
Has he gone mainstream? No, that's a daydream
Fund-raiser in his living room, pines for the sound of big KA-BOOM!
He eyes the Pentagon, as a place he should bomb
Don't lay with dogs, that way you won't catch fleas
HOW DAMN HARD IS THAT!!??

Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Against the the war in Viet-Namie
Comrade Barry, Barry the Commie
Mao's Little Red Book will get us off the hook!
Comrade Barry... you'll fall in love

(Barry) don't fall in love
Barry the Commie
Barry the Commie

4 Comments:

Blogger Al said...

The classics never grow old. & this is a classic.

2:43 AM  
Blogger TH2 said...

Holy smokes, Caves! You are a poetic genius. You should do stage performances of this. You would be a star.

9:37 AM  
Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

Why are we surprised? I'll bet he doesn't/won't say the Pledge of Allegiance, either.

10:31 AM  
Blogger Deo Gratias said...

Gotta love that "crotch" salute...

1:16 PM  

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