Obama Courts Sodomites To Join The Military
Being all you can be
WARNING! Crude humor alert!
In the never ending move to dump the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, the Obamination Administration has directed the Department of Defense recruiting sections to incorporate the following to the next round of recruiting commercials;
Bend the truth that Dick Armey isn't a person, but new designation for the largest branch of the Armed Forces.
Promise everyone a tour of duty at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. Yes, there really is a Seymour Johnson AFB.
Without fail, the point will be emphasised that they can join the Navy and be awash in seamen.
And of course, they can join the Marines and find a few good men.
Being all you can be
WARNING! Crude humor alert!
In the never ending move to dump the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, the Obamination Administration has directed the Department of Defense recruiting sections to incorporate the following to the next round of recruiting commercials;
Promise everyone a tour of duty at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. Yes, there really is a Seymour Johnson AFB.
Without fail, the point will be emphasised that they can join the Navy and be awash in seamen.
And of course, they can join the Marines and find a few good men.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
12:47 AM
2 Comments:
MSgt--
It's not all bad. Think of the possibilities. A battalion of airborne interior decorations who drop in the rear of the enemy and viciously rearrange their environment.
SJAFB is southeast of Raleigh NC:
35*24'N 77*60'W approx., and can be found on Google Earth.
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