Monday, October 26, 2009

Obama Courts Sodomites To Join The Military
Being all you can be

WARNING! Crude humor alert!

In the never ending move to dump the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, the Obamination Administration has directed the Department of Defense recruiting sections to incorporate the following to the next round of recruiting commercials;

Bend the truth that Dick Armey isn't a person, but new designation for the largest branch of the Armed Forces.

Promise everyone a tour of duty at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. Yes, there really is a
Seymour Johnson AFB.

Without fail, the point will be emphasised that they can join the Navy and be awash in seamen.

And of course, they can join the Marines and find a few good men.

3 Comments:

Blogger Fr. Erik Richtsteig said...

MSgt--
It's not all bad. Think of the possibilities. A battalion of airborne interior decorations who drop in the rear of the enemy and viciously rearrange their environment.

8:15 AM  
Blogger Adeodatus49 said...

Where the heck is SJ AFB? I took a quick look at their home page and no address/location. What gives with those web designers?

Why are camels called "Ships of the desert?


Ans = because they a full of Arab seme . . . ah . . . er . . . I mean "seamen."

1:17 PM  
Blogger JLS said...

SJAFB is southeast of Raleigh NC:
35*24'N 77*60'W approx., and can be found on Google Earth.

1:32 AM  

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