Monday, March 30, 2009

No Credit? No Problem!
Watch out, MoFo!

On the heels of The South-Side Stooge morphing from various Presidents to now Mr. Goodwrench (U.S. Gov. Will Stand Behind Your Automobile Warranty), it's come to this ---

ObaMotors Guarantee

By offering a 5 mile/5-minute* questionable Transfer of Powertrain Limited Warranty, plus our exclusive Retroactive Taxable Program and Courtesy Union Protection Scheme on every 2009 car, SUV, truck, horse and buggy, bicycle, pogo stick, magic carpet or pair of shoes, ObaMotors delivers the best coverage bloated government bureaucracy can provide.

Compare and see for yourself how ObaMotors comes out on top and ensures that your on the bottom**.

* Whichever comes first. See no one for details.
** Do as your told. Don't question. Obey.

The 2009 Hopemobile


Blogger Arkanabar T'verrick Ilarsadin said...

Gentlemen, you should check this out:

It is to be hoped that all members of the law enforcement community and all members of the armed forces take the oath posted there.

8:35 PM  
Blogger Kevin - "pax tecum" said...

"** Do as your told. Don't question. Obey."

Reminds me of that movie "They Live" with Roddy Piper.

9:24 AM  

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