An Ode To The Soon-To-Be-Failed McCain Bid
To the tune of Carole King's "It's Too Late"

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Stayed at home November 4th it's all your fault
Compared to Reagan, you just ain't worth your salt
Permanent tax cuts, you'll bring to a screeching halt

And it's too late, McCainey, now it's too late
Why can't there be just Sarah Palin?
I'm not on your side, the fervor has died
You are why I'm bailin'

You use to strut about like a Mac Daddy pimp
But now your weak and timid and act like such a wimp
Do you need Viagra, has your noodle gone completely limp?

And it's too late, McCainey, now it's too late
The way you supported the bail-out
You let out our steam, you ended the dream
You quit and there's no doubt

I'm not all that smart, just your average hick
But I can see your gettin' whupped by that Marxist prick
Your campaign is stone-dead, that pig don't need no lipstick

But it's too late, McCainey, it's too late
Though we really did try to make it
Something inside has died and we can't hide
And you just can't fake it