Thursday, September 18, 2008

Mr And Mrs Caveman Become Hard-Core Novus Ordites
You'd have to be...

Mrs Caveman: I'm going to have Seaney [our dog] fixed.

Caveman: Does that mean he'll finally stop humping all the stuffed animals?

Mrs Caveman: He can't help it!

Caveman: Something's gotta give. If he doesn't stop that soon, he'll have to go to Confession.

Mrs Caveman: Confession? You haven't even had him Baptized yet!

The good news... unlike The South-Side Stooge, young Sean Thornton gets to keep his doo-dads.

Gott in Himmel! No vunn isch goink to cutten off'n mein DorkenOrbsenSchlonglesteins!


Blogger Alli said...

Seriously still the cutest dog ever.

Also, you and 'Mrs Caveman' are beyond hilarious. Will I see you two on Sunday? (Yes, I'm making my triumphant return!)

7:17 AM  
Blogger The Digital Hairshirt said...

Fixing the dog won't stop the humping. Mounting with dogs is more about showing dominance than it is something sexual. If Seaney perceives you as the dominant one, than he's just trying to establish himself in the pecking order . . . by using Fluffy.

Of course, that raises an entirely different question - what in Hell's bells are you doing with a buncha stuffed animals?! I think the problem lies less with with the dog than with the owner.

I never thought it - the Caveman is a "plushie."

8:16 AM  
Blogger Dad29 said...

In German, the word is "Hoden."

It is the plural form, pronounced HO-d'n (long O)

12:36 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

'Bout time!!! Where the hell you been!!??

Other than me essentially being just a big ol' teddy bear, to answer your question - "what in Hell's bells are you doing with a buncha stuffed animals?!".

I don't... The Boss does.


4:22 PM  
Blogger Joe of St. Thérèse said...

LOL!, the dog is awesome.

5:43 PM  
Blogger Alli said...

Where've I been? Everywhere but Dunn, much to my chagrin... my parents' house, Europe, Chapel Hill (no car until recently)... but I'm back! And SO excited!

11:44 PM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

What a cutie. But yeah, fixed or not, he's looking for his place in the pack and the humping is just his way of letting everybody know that while he's not the alpha male, he aint the omega either.

10:18 AM  
Blogger Tara said...

Sweet! Getting fixed is not so bad, especially for a boy dog--and it could slow down the hormonal surges--for a slight decrease in humping the stuffed animals. That's why I picked a girl dog.

11:39 PM  
Blogger The Rockin' Traddy said...

Please be sure Sean doesn't go playing "patty-fingers in the Holy Water".

Thank You.

11:14 AM  

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