10 Reasons Why Atheists Suck
Can you add any others?

10. They melt way too fast when doused with Holy Water.

9. They always spell God with a small case "g", but without fail, consistently capitalize "Satan".

8. If given the chance, they'd go after the leg of Freud like an overstimulated Chihuahua.

7. They identify waaaaaaay too much with Tom Cruise.

6. They're not honest enough to stop saying "Oh, my God", and switch to "Oh, my me".

5. They're greedy. Hence, really shitty tippers.

4. They play strip Rorschach cards. Dorks...

3. They really, really suck at telling jokes. That's an inherent problem with the chronically unhappy.

2. They're nothing more than Satanists with a college education. They just too arrogant to admit it.

And the #1 reason why atheists suck...

1. They're foolish enough to believe that Salma Hayek, Adriana Lima and Grace Kelly all happened to just "fall into place by accident".