Tuesday, November 27, 2007

We Got Ranjith
To the tune of "The Go-Go's "We Got The Beat"
WARNING!! Harsh language alert!! (unless you're really Keen-O. Inside joke)

I've posted about His Excellency, Archbishop Malcom Ranjith (pronounced RAN-jeet) in the past. He's been described in the press as "a street fighter" for The Holy Father.

He's also the very same one who stated that "bishops and even cardinals" who misrepresented Summorum Pontificum were "in rebellion against the Pope", as well as "what the Holy Fathers says, has to be obeyed in the Church. If we do not follow this principle, we will allow ourselves to be used as instruments of the devil, and nobody else."

That got me thinking.....

Click here for the music.

No scrolling ahead of the music!


WE GOT RANJITH

See the Traddies happy after Mass
No more bullshit Hootenanny Mass
No more choirs that horribly suck-ass
And we're happy as hell!

Trads got Ranjith
We got Ranjith
We got Ranjith
Yeah
We got Ranjith

*Sister Bull Dyke whines "this shit ain't cool"
"Not 'The Spirit' of Vatican II"
"Not done yet destroying Catholic schools"
It's time she fell in line


Trads Got Ranjith
We got Ranjith
We got Ranjith
Yeah
We got Ranjith

We got Ranjith
We got Ranjith
Everybody get on your feet
We got Ranjith
You know we can just call Ranjith
We got Ranjith
Jump back - get down
We got Ranjith
'Round and 'round and 'round

Trads Got Ranjith
We got Ranjith
We got Ranjith
We got Ranjith

* Alternate Chorus
Old broads in Spandex really want to dance
Liturg'cal Music puts them in a trance
Father Poof says just give them a chance
That's when we contact Rome

5 Comments:

Blogger ignorant redneck said...

YES!

I'm gonna sing this while sitting on the volunteer desk!

Things is lookin up!

BTW--My pastor remarked that the priests were given copies of Benedicts's "Spirit of the Liturgy" and were supposed to read them. Go New Bishop!

10:40 AM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae said...

LOL!

5:15 PM  
Blogger Alli said...

I love it!

Also - I've been looking all over the internet and I just can't find any sort of justification for (as my friend Dmitri put it) "the backwards Mass" - I know Fr. P said it wasn't in V-2, but I can't find the document that put it into effect. Any ideas?

5:38 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Alli,
First off, try http://www.sspxseminary.org/apologetics/crisis/New_Mass/bugnini.shtml

The title of that site is "Annibale Bugnini
The main author of the Novus Ordo".

The very first sentence in the article is “We must strip from our Catholic prayers and from the Catholic liturgy everything which can be the shadow of a stumbling block for our separated brethren that is for the Protestants.” - Archbishop Annibale Bugnini, main author of the New Mass, L'Osservatore Romano, March 19, 1965

That pretty much says it all.

Then try http://www.catholictradition.org/Eucharist/ottaviani.htm

That's a site that has in it's entiretly, The Ottaviani Intervention", which was a letter by several Churchmen (2 Cardinals and several theologians) who tried in vain to stop Pope Paul VI from promulgating The New Mass.

Hope this helps!!

5:57 PM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

I absolutely love this.

7:11 PM  

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