Saturday, March 29, 2008

Wow, Is There Anything She CAN'T Do??!! (Part II)
Enough BS to fertilize the entire Mid-West

As we all already know from my posting of the other day (and it being splashed all over the national news), The Hilldabeast not only singlehandedly saved the Northern Ireland peace process, she also corkscrewed her way into Bosnia... with kid in tow.

But wait... there's more!!

Did you know she's also named after the first man to scale Everest: Sir Edmund Hillary. I do find it odd that the parents of the Hilldabeast would name their kid after an obscure New Zealand beekeeper. After all, Sir Edmund didn't climb Everest until six years after The Hilldabeast was born.

But wait... there's more!!

She also claimed that Chelsea was jogging around the World Trade Center when the terrorist attacks of 9/11 took place. Turns out that her daughter was four miles away... sleeping. Sheesh, talk about pimping out your kid.

But wait... there's more!!

She has also said that she's only the only First Lady since Eleanor Roosevelt to be in a war zone. Hmph! I guess she forgot about Pat Nixon in Viet-Nam back in 1969.

But wait... there's more!!

Did you know that when she made a killing on the futures market, she learned how to do such by reading the Wall Street Journal? The only problem is, at that time the WSJ didn't cover the futures market.

But wait... there's more!!

And the one that really pisses me off... she claims to have once attempted to join my beloved Marine Corps. As Jim Geraghty of the National Review points out; And kind of odd that with all of the attention on Hillary Clinton all through the years, all those interviews, all those profiles, it never was mentioned until she addressed a lunch on Capitol Hill honoring military women, huh?

I know, I know, I'm such a cynic...
Me too, Jim. Me too.

6 comments:

  1. Mind if I join the Cynics Chorus also?

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  2. Me too, I'll sing tenor. It's no wonder she marraied the Lying King.

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  3. Chestertonian-
    What the hell does "She also has Jewish ancestry" mean? So does our Lord and Savior. So does our Blessed Mother. So does St. Joseph, her most chaste spouse. I just attended a funeral last week for a fine Jewish man who spent World War II on a destroyer in the Pacific. Does that mean his service is worth less? If you think being conservative, or Catholic, or American, or this blog, for that matter, equates to being anti-Semitic, take your hatred somewhere else. You're not welcome here.

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  4. Altar Boy,

    I suspect he is just refering to another 1 of Shrillary's multitudinous claims that she has made to show that she is everything to everybody.

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  5. She's also a Yankees fan and a Cubs fan. Reminds me of SNL's Weekend Update back when she was running for Senate against Giuliani: Hillary Clinton announced that she, too, has prostate cancer.

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  6. Yeaman, it didn't sound hateful just that Hil likes to be part of everything.

    Operation chaos!

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