So May I Introduce To You, The One And Only...
Thought I was going to say 'Billy Shears', didn't you?

*As the theme song to The Dating Game plays in the background*

He's a Cancer/Libra riser who hails from parts unknown. He DESPISES long walks on the beach, AND DETEST EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH THE "GAME" OF GOLF AND GOLF "CULTURE". His specialties are knowing where all the skeletons are buried, tight groupings, dressing like Johnny Cash, verbal napalm runs, concealable handguns, and dead languages. And his turn-offs are heresy, Martin Sheen movies, mean people, fake people, and people who are cruel to dogs. He also aspires one day to somehow incorporate The Stars and Bars on to the Vatican flag.

Let's give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Lair contributing team, Vetus Melius Est!