Sunday, October 07, 2007

Remember, Oct. 9th Is Happy Cap A Commie Day!
"Don't shoot! I am Che Guevara and worth more to you alive than dead!"

As I've said many a time on this blog, it's amazing how two different stories fall out of the sky at the same time.

First, I have this gem, courtesy of Aunty Belle;

Then this excellent story from Ian Robinson of the Calgary Sun (Canada); (well worth the read)

Veneration of evil
Celebrating mass-killer Che's birthday is peculiar indeed

A couple of years ago, I came across one of our website geeks in a hallway wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt. I'm a right-wing guy, but you wouldn't catch me wearing an Augusto Pinochet T-shirt. It's considered bad form among my people to promote mass murderers, but that's never stopped those on the left end of the spectrum.

I've seen young folks wearing gear with the image of Mao emblazoned on it, and he killed so many people he made Hitler look like a Quaker. I said to the guy: "You know, some people would consider your shirt offensive, given Che was a mass murderer. It's like wearing a Ted Bundy T-shirt."

He turned to me -- wearing the kind of patchy, testosterone-challenged beard that was Che's trademark -- and said: "Well, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."

Wow. Nice to know who the moral imbeciles are.

Writing in Time magazine in 1999, another moral imbecile, the writer Ariel Dorfman penned the words: "By the time Ernesto Guevara, known to us as Che, was murdered in the jungles of Bolivia in October 1967, he was already a legend to my generation, not only in Latin America but also around the world."

The anniversary of the death of the Argentine doctor turned Cuban Communist revolutionary is Oct. 9. He continues to be a symbol of freedom and revolutionary fervour and purity for people who can't read or think.

Che was Fidel Castro's right-hand man. Despite the fact leftie morons from Pierre Trudeau to Michael Moore venerate the Cuban totalitarian state, it is just a prison masquerading as a nation.

After the revolution toppling the Batista regime, Castro put his buddy the doctor in charge of a prison to deal with the new enemies of the state. Cheerfully violating his Hippocratic oath -- he was a licensed physician -- Che said: "To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary ... These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail. This is a revolution! And a revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate! We must create the pedagogy of The Wall!"

The best scholarship available shows he approved or participated in the illegal executions of at least 200 people -- including a 14-year-old boy. Che was put in charge of turning Cuba into a modern industrial nation. He failed miserably, thus consigning Cuba to a future as a colony of the Soviet Union, exchanging sugar for fighter planes.

He then decided to take the Cuban revolution to the Congo. The U.S. understandably decided they couldn't have this moron loose in Africa and monitored his moves with electronic intelligence which they fed to local governments, with the result this patchy-bearded loser was sent packing with his tail between his legs.

Che then decided the time was ripe to foment revolution in Bolivia, despite the fact that nation had recently enacted all kinds of political change, including land reform in favour of the peasantry, who were as a consequence kindly disposed to their government, not to out-of-town murderers.

Che arrived in Bolivia with a small cadre of "revolutionaries" -- none of whom spoke the local language (d'oh!) -- and set up a base camp. His first casualties came when he took his men out on a training mission, became hopelessly lost (apparently, he couldn't read a compass or a map) and a couple of his men died crossing a river.

Tipped off by a local who didn't want these clowns roaming in his back yard, CIA-trained and funded Bolivian troops swooped down . Che, valiant hero of the Cuban revolution, was captured after shouting: "Don't shoot! I am Che Guevara and worth more to you alive than dead!" Brave fella. The guys who captured him decided he was too dangerous to keep around so they blew him away. And this martyr of the left was born.

But who was he really? A doctor who turned his back on healing to become a murderer. A sycophant to Castro, which was where he gained his only "success" in enslaving the Cuban people. From there on in, his legacy is that of the loser, who failed miserably at everything but murder.

And yet, his face adorns T-shirts. On Oct. 9, there will be op-eds venerating him, penned by the kind of people who once embraced Stalin. The veneration of this kind of evil is peculiar to those on the mainstream political left and it is very peculiar indeed.

My good goomba-ette, Helen, has passed this website on to me. Enjoy, Comrades!! (click on banner)

And some of my favorite shirts for sale!


  1. There is no one so stupid, as a leftist student.

  2. Oh wow! I want one of each!

  3. If the Che shirt people want to be consistent, Jack Kevorkian is selling his sick paintings online.

  4. I find it amusing that only the truly wealthy can afford to be socialist.

  5. There are some great t-shirts, esp the Halloween one.

    However, I think my idea for a truly scary Halloween costume (at least for conservatives) still is the best:

    A Hilary mask (with or without the pointy hat) & a t-shirt that says Hi, I'm from the Government & I'm here to help!

    Unfoprtunately liberals would miss the real point (even with the hat) of the costume. They would probable adopt it as a campaign poster instead.

  6. How many have been killed by Christian lead governments and armies over the last two thousand years?

  7. Salvage,
    I couldn't help but notice that you fall back on the "but what about the..." defense.

    What's wrong? Too gutless to say anything bad about that dead ass-hole Che Guevara?

    And as far as those "Christian led governments and armies", etc... do you mean like the United States over Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan? Various European nations against the invading moslems (Tours, Vienna, Lepanto, etc), or the Mongols, or the Goths, or the Vikings, etc?

    And even if you do give examples of one Christian nation against another.... gee, imagen that. There actually are those among us who hid behind the title "Christian" while they do evil. I wonder if everyone is perfect in your little world.

  8. Oh, so if one hides behind the title "Christian" and does evil that's not a reflection of said religion but if one does evil behind the title of "communism" they don't get a similar pass?

    Huh, why is that?

    And yes, I'm too gutless to say anything about a guy I know nothing about. I'm funny that way.

  9. Oh, so if one hides behind the title "Christian" and does evil that's not a reflection of said religion but if one does evil behind the title of "communism" they don't get a similar pass?

    Huh, why is that?

    Are you really that stupid? Well, that was a rhetorical question. But I'll play along...

    Christianity has always disowned the evil does that hides beind the title of Christian. Communism, on the other hand, embraces the evil doer.

    And yes, I'm too gutless to say anything about a guy I know nothing about. I'm funny that way.

    So do you always go to other blogs and comment off topic, and in the process, make yourself look like the true moron that you are? Again with the rhetorical question.

    I'm going to make this real simple. Don't even bother responding. Someone so totally clueless as yourself isn't even worthy of my time and effort.

    All further comments you send here will automatically be deleted without being read. Once you manage to get your shit in one bag, I just might consider allowing you to post here.

    On second thought.... nahhhhhhhh.

  10. Why is it that liberals like this guy always folllow the same script?

    Atheists have killed more people in 100 years than everyone else combined over the last thousand.

  11. Memo to Salvage:
    Looky, the distinction is when a Christian does somethin' evil, it is a violation of the Christian teachings...whereas when a communist or a (fill in evil idiotology) does evil, they's being applauded by their ideology. Get it?

  12. For anyone interested in more "inside scoop" on that @#$&er Che, read which has all the details on his murderous outrage.


  13. I had a conversation with my oldest son just last night over Che. He is going to an Art Institute to become a chef. I told him not to come home with a Che Guevara shirt. He laughed and assured me that it was hard for his teachers to indoctrinate him when he was mainly there to learn to cook. But I so worry about the type of thinking that is being taught to our young people.