Move Over Captain Planet... Screw You Captain America
There's a NEW super-hero in town!
Helmet tip to Mrs. Darwin

OK Euro-Kiddies, we already know that the *majority of European males are already psychologically castrated, so now it's time to work on you.

Now you Euro-kinder can emulate CAPTAIN EURO!!!

Here's some of his bio -- Captain Euro has taken a difficult vow: "To use, wherever possible, intellect, culture and logic - not violence - to take control of difficult criminal situations." Captain Euro is a diplomatic hero - the symbol of European unity and values.

Hmmm... I seem to recall another European Super-Hero that took the same vow! Remember this guy?

His keen diplomatic super-hero skills resulted in this...

So you Euro-Tykes stick with Captain "I'll talk my way out of trouble" Euro. And before you know it, these threats will become an everyday occurrence.
*but not all, thank God!