OK, That WAS Pretty Cheesy
But at least he's honest

In reference to their youngest child being named Trig Paxton Van Palin, according to the Anchorage Daily News; As for the second middle name, the paper also quoted Todd Palin as saying, “We’ve always liked the middle name Van because, you know, growing up in the ’80s, Van Palin would be a really cool name.”Todd, I fully understand your rationale. After all... I've got it bad, got it bad, sooooooo baaaaaaaad. I'm hot for Governor.