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Friday, February 02, 2007

...But We All Know That's What They're Thinking
Where does the USCCB end, and the Cavemen begin?
WARNING! Sarcasm purposefully intended

In the latest act of self-back slapping for not really accomplishing anything of any real significance, the Judas Isacariot Fan Club and Circle Jerk Society (AKA: the USCCB) has issued a communiqué stating that a delegation of Jewish, Christian and Muslim religious leaders will meet with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at the State Department on January 29 to support increased U.S engagement in achieving peace in the Middle East.

Wow. I'm underwhelmed.

But what wasn't mentioned was that the moslem delegates planned on eventually kidnapping the Christian and Jewish delgates and all their family members and videotaping their torture and eventual beheadings. And of course, all that will be released on the internet.

Oh... and the JIFC&CJS will defend the moslems actions as it is nothing more than them acting upon their own particular faith tradition.

The Spirit of Vatican II style ecumenism as it's finest.

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 4:19 PM

4 Comments:

Blogger Mulier Fortis said...

Excuse me for being an ignorant Brit.. what exactly is percocet (obviously some sort of painkiller)?

Is it anywhere close to diamorphine?

If so, you need to up the dose... you are far too lucid for anyone on serious pain control!!

5:59 PM  
Blogger a thorn in the pew said...

Sometimes things are so messed up if you don't find a way to laugh, you might just cry. Is that one of these times?

3:28 PM  
Blogger Staying in Balance said...

As a Catholic who considers herself "traditional" I admit to being uncomfortable with your characterization of the American Bishops. Note: I don't disagree with your sentiment--that they are not as faithful to the Church's teachings as they could be--I just cringe a bit at your *wording*. I think *some* respect (for the office if nothing else) is in order.

5:22 PM  
Blogger Kevin Whiteman said...

I honestly do understand your concerns 4His... but I gotta tell ya, until even a slim majority start conducting themselves like REAL Catholic bishops, and less concerned with political elbow rubbing and spotlight seekers vice the salvation of souls), I'll continue to characterize them as I see them.

With damn few exceptions, the USCCB really is nothing more than the Judas Iscariot Fan Club & Circle Jerk Society.

6:14 PM  

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