I Have A GREAT Idea!!
It's a win, win, win situation

To all of our European "allies" that constantly whine about the plight of those poor, misunderstood souls that we mean ol' Americans have holed up in Gitmo Bay... have I got a deal for you!

Here's what we'll do. Without prior notice or warning, we'll empty Gitmo of all those who you care so much about, and in the dead of night, we'll send equal numbers of them to various affluent, wealthy and vulnerable neighborhoods of Paris, Madrid, Berlin, Stockholm, Dublin, Vienna, and Oslo so they can skip and frolic hither and yon... doing what they do best. And we all know what that is.

Oh, and I'm sure they'll show the utmost respect to your wives and daughters as they kick-in the doors to your homes. That is after they decapitate all the men they find cowering in the shadows.

I for one would be tickled pink to see what kind of productive and model citizens these guys turn out to be in The New and Improved Europe.

You guys care about 'em so damn much.... you keep 'em. You idiots are hell-bent on cultural suicide anyway.