Noooooooo....
I never saw that one comin'

What a shocker, huh? "Lance Bass of `N Sync Reveals He's Gay".

The former frontman (I guess it's now 'backdoor man') for that showcase of American Manhood better know to the rest of us mere mortals as 'N Sync, has just shocked the livin' hell outta the world by announcing that he's a big fan of driving the wrong direction down one way streets.

In related news, grass is still green, the sky is still blue, the pope is still Catholic, and bears still defecate in the woods.