Fr Banner stated "don't make me angry by preaching heresy, scandal or error... or by questioning The Real Presence or any of the 7 Sacraments... or by having an Obama '08 bumper sticker on your car, or t-shirt as Mass."
Father Banner went on to say "You wouldn't like me if you preached heresy, scandal or error... or by questioning The Real Presence or any of the 7 Sacraments... or by having an Obama '08 bumper sticker on your car, or t-shirt as Mass."
Father Banner then addressed the parish music ministry, "AAAGGHHHH!!! Bad rock band!! Don't you know Organ is preferred instrument at Mass? Me smash silly guitar and drums!!! Smash 'em good!!!"
Great...
I can see I'll be scaring the snot out of the kids all day with my Hulk talk.
Okay, we have a visiting priest who will be doing a daily Latin Mass through the New Year. My 5 year old who loves TLM (and has seen the picture of 'Father Banner'), just asked me if this visiting priest is green. LOL!
I'm thinking we will have zero fidgeting for this Mass!
Fr Banner stated "don't make me angry by preaching heresy, scandal or error... or by questioning The Real Presence or any of the 7 Sacraments... or by having an Obama '08 bumper sticker on your car, or t-shirt as Mass."
ReplyDeleteFather Banner went on to say "You wouldn't like me if you preached heresy, scandal or error... or by questioning The Real Presence or any of the 7 Sacraments... or by having an Obama '08 bumper sticker on your car, or t-shirt as Mass."
Father Banner then addressed the parish music ministry, "AAAGGHHHH!!! Bad rock band!! Don't you know Organ is preferred instrument at Mass? Me smash silly guitar and drums!!! Smash 'em good!!!"
ReplyDeleteGreat...
I can see I'll be scaring the snot out of the kids all day with my Hulk talk.
"Get on your knees before I bend them for your permanently!"
ReplyDeleteThe future Pope Bruce the 1st
ReplyDeleteDefinitely going to have to come up with something better than Pope Bruce, any ideas out there?
Very funny.
ReplyDeletePope Gamma I?
"If Hulk see liturgical dancers, Hulk SMASH!!!!"
I've linked to this at my blog.
Pope Gamma Ray I?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, "me smash REC in LA"
ReplyDeletePope Leo XXIV
Boy, I could've used that guy at my wife's aunt's funeral when this biddy wouldn't take no for an answer and grabbed my hand during the Our Father!
ReplyDeleteOkay, we have a visiting priest who will be doing a daily Latin Mass through the New Year. My 5 year old who loves TLM (and has seen the picture of 'Father Banner'), just asked me if this visiting priest is green. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking we will have zero fidgeting for this Mass!
Little Ferret: *Looks at Father Banner*
ReplyDeleteLittle Ferret: "I REPENT VOTING FOR OBAMA!"
Fr. Banner: Good. Fr. Say say 15 Rosary Decades! *Pets Little Ferret and absolves him*