I'd Like To Thank The City Council Of Berkeley And Ol' Satan Himself...
For proving that Catholicism and the Marine Corps are numero uno

That's right, I want to thank them.

First, to the City Council of Berkeley, for specifically going after the Marine Corps... and no one else.

You've shown to the world that it's the Marines who are the antithesis of your commie pinko weirdo homo mindset.

No offense to my brothers-in-arms in the others Services, but I take the Berkeley "insult" as a badge of honor.

Secondly, I'd like to thank Old Scratch himself for ensuring that if his followers really do want to insult God Almighty, that they should mock the Catholic Mass, steal Catholic Sacramentals and commit sacrilege to a validly Consecrated Host.

After all, who ever heard of a Protestant Song Book being desecrated at a Black Wednesday Night Church Service?