Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Who Knows If You've Been Naughty Or Nice?
GOD!!

Okay, sports fans... here is the listing of the companies that are CHRISTmas friendly... and those who ain't.

And just to show how hip I am with this being the Winter Solstice-Kwanzaa-Hanukkah-Christmas season, and all... I give to you --

The 12 Days of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas

~On the first day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undetermined gender gave to me, a Snoop-Doggy double CD.

~On the second day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undetermined gender gave to me, two nebbish moms.

~On the third day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undetermined gender gave to me, three Wiccans.

~On the fourth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undetermined gender gave to me, four malt liquors.

~On the fifth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undetermined gender gave to me, five oy veys!

~On the sixth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undetermined gender gave to me, six empty churches.

~On the seventh day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undetermined gender gave to me, seven moyles snipping.

~On the eighth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undeterminded gender gave to me, eight satan tattoos.

~On the ninth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undeterminded gender gave to me, nine Soul Train dancers.

~On the tenth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undeterminded gender gave to me, ten poncho ladies.

~On the eleventh day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undeterminded gender gave to me, eleven Christ-less crèches.

~On the twelfth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other
of undeterminded gender gave to me, twelve packs of Newport's.
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3 comments:

  1. Ginny9:20 PM

    All I can say is "Too funny" and that is Good "Holiday Cheer" if you ask me! Love the humor, thanks

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  2. Brian Michael Page10:34 PM

    My 13-year-old came up with this one last year:
    Merry happy Christmahanukwanzaakkuh!

    Peace,
    BMP

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  3. Geoffrey Gilbert12:36 PM

    "SolstiKwanzUkkahMas"

    Very good. So good, in fact, that I intend to plagiarise you shamelessly!


    Pax tecum

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