Good Riddance
And take several bishops with you!
With a Hat Tip to my good goomba, Pete.
Yet Another Foul Language Alert! If coarse language offends you, you probably will want to skip this post.
Canadian "priest" calls it quits after admitting to being an aficionado of recreational proctology.
Scott Gale, 47, resigned last month after revealing he is gay, and that he is no longer able to commit to being celibate. OK, "Father Scotty", so it wasn't just you being a pole smoker that made you want to quit. No way you could ever leave your boyfriend's behind, right? (yes, I know, that can be taken more than one way... but then again, I'll bet Scotty does too)
Anyhow, it shouldn't take him long to move out of the rectory. After all... he's already got his shit packed.
LMAO
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud.
ReplyDeleteI gasped out loud.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were going to say "he moved out of the rectory so he could move into the rectum", but I'm glad you didn't, because that would have been just too disgusting.
ReplyDelete(Are you going to see "Backside Mountin'", you know, that new Western?)
OK... so far I have 2 laugh out louds, 1 gasped out loud (I'm succeeding in my primary goals), and 1 "I thought about using that line, too".
ReplyDeleteThree and a half outta four. Not bad!
And Tom, no I have not, nor do I have any desire to see Brokedown Morals... or Backside Buddies... or whatever the hell the name of that flick is! ;-)
CCM/NSD,
ReplyDeleteAs always, your wit is outstanding.
I have no desire to see Brokedick Mountain or Backdoor Mounters, or whatever the hell that movie is called, either.
Buggerin' Buckeroos
ReplyDeleteaficionado of recreational proctology LOL
ReplyDeleteBy the way you keeping a score.
So far Brokeback mountain (or whatever it's called) ...good
Book of Daniel......good
Passion of Christ ....bad
Is there a pattern for the bishops there? BTW you ever coming back to chat?